Tanza wrote:
Hey I thought it was you! Haven't seen you in ages.
Oh, hi.
I thought I might have seen you at the quiz night round at the school. You usually do all the school stuff.
I gave it a miss. I'm busier now than I was then. I don't really see anyone.
No, I haven't seen you...are you ok? I mean, are you feeling all right?
Yeah. Actually, I've met this bloke.
Oh yeah? I had a feeling you had.
Why?
I dunno, just not seeing you about. You're usually around and nobody's seen you. People have been asking me what you're up to. I think a couple of them have sent you messages on Facebook.
I don't really speak to anyone on there anymore.
What's up? Doesn't your boyfriend like it?
No, he only wants me to speak to him. He gets jealous. We talk a lot though. It's not like he doesn't fill my time up.
How long's this been going on then?
About six months.
Six months!! You're kidding!...and you never told me? Wow, I'm really pleased for you. It must be going really well...can't wait to meet him.
Well, you'll have to wait...I haven't even met him myself yet!
Eh?
Yeah...he lives a long way away, but it's still working out okay.
So you've 'been' with him for six months and you haven't even clapped eyes on him. Okay.
He's really lovely. I love talking to him. We do talk on the phone. He's got an amazing voice. He sent me his picture. He's gorgeous!
Nice.
He is. He really makes me feel happy.
I'm glad. No, really I am. I mean...you needed something to occupy you and he sounds great. What does he do for a living...where does he work?
He's a top boss in a computer software firm.
Yeah?
Yeah...he earns loads of money and stays in expensive hotels a lot, because he has to travel all over the world with his work.
I see. So, he can't use any of his 'loads of money' to come to see you then? He can't book you both into one of these expensive hotels for just one night, so you can at least meet?
No, he's so busy. He's always telling me how busy he is. His life is so full and interesting...makes mine look really sad.
Your life isn't sad. Well, it wasn't.
What do you mean?
Well, come on, he's chatting to you for hours at a time yeah?
Yeah.
So, he's not busy is he? He's got loads of time to chat to you.
He chats while he's working.
So, he can hold down a massively well-paid job and still chat for hours to you while he's working? Does he talk to you in the evenings?
Yeah, really late at night. He has loads of work to do at home too. He can't chat to me until it's all sorted. It's kind of romantic to be lying in bed in the middle of the night...chatting quietly. We just whisper to each other. It's so sweet.
So...let me get this right. He can chat all day when he's actuallly AT work, but he can't chat to you all evening while he's NOT at work. He lives on his own I take it.
Yeah, he owns a big house...no mortgage. He's really well off.
Are you not getting this?
Getting what?
The guy's married...obviously...and all this stuff about being a top boss with loads of money?
No way is he married. He told me he was divorced. He's got kids that he sees all the time. He's a good dad. He wants to meet my kids.
So, why doesn't he phone you earlier in the evening instead of really late? Why does he have to whisper??
He just does! What is this, jealousy? Just because I've got a bloke and you don't like it.
I've got a bloke of my own thanks...a real one...I can see him and touch him and everything!
We're close too. We have our fun.
Oh, I get it. When he phones you really late at night...you have your fun?
Yeah, every night. Also, when he's at work, he can shut his office door and we can do stuff. He likes it when I turn my webcam on. He doesn't turn his on though, just in case someone walks in.
Stop!!
Well, you keep going on like it's not special and it is.
Well, excuse me for having an opinion on what I consider special and what I consider yucky and sordid. A few months ago, you were telling me you wouldn't dare send anyone pictures of yourself and, now, you're displaying it all on a webcam? You're mental! The guy's having you on!
No...and he said he loves me. He says it all the time actually.
Well, that's all right then!!! He has the ability to type the words 'I love you'. Give that man a round of applause!!
He says it on the phone...loads.
He says he loves you...what more could you ask for? Oh, I know...a bit of reality!
You're jealous. I'm happy and I don't give a shit what you think. We're together and, as soon as he's finished the major project he's working on, we're going to meet up. He's totally pushed to the limit at work at the moment. He hardly has time to chat to me, he's been so stretched. The last few days he's even been too busy to call me at night.
Chatting to other women probably. I wonder how many webcams he's viewing at one time. Look...I'm only trying to help you. I don't want to see you get hurt.
Well, I wont. I'm lucky to have found him. I'm not about to let you spoil it with all this rubbish. I've got to go.
Just take care, yeah? You're an easy target for blokes like him. They see you're desperate and you end up believing every word they say. Why wouldn't you? Don't trust him...he's just playing you. Seriously...take care.
I AM taking care. You think you know it all! Me and him...we're solid. As soon as he's freed up from work, we're going to go on holiday together. I'm on my way to the travel agent now. He said I should pick out where I want to go and then we can book it when he's not so busy.
Good luck with that.
You're such a jealous cow.
Yeah, I'm sooo jealous. I wish my boyfriend was a sleazy little internet letch who can never find the time to meet me. I wish my boyfriend was sitting at his computer all day pulling his plod. Yeah...really jealous.
He's not little...he's really fit.
Of course he is.
I've seen his picture.
Of course you have.
He will meet me. He's just too busy at the moment.
You mean...his wife wont let him.
I'm going. Have a nice life.
I will!
So will I!
For now ...
Brilliant Tanza......Loved it....... Baggiefan
