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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:36 pm 
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Nydas
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Waycyber, Legostan and Tanza too
I guess you think you're funny, don't you?
But funnier by far than your clever little verses
Is Lansley running scared from a roomful of nurses!

(Whee, hear me being all political, and incidentally I do think you verses are hysterical and I know I am breaking the rules by doing this and I don't care!)
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Tanza
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:54 pm 
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A poem from your arse my friend?
Your talents really have no end
Considering the time you've spent
Your keyboard must be really bent
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Tanza
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It's always fun to break the rules
And even if we look like fools
Nobody cares if we are bad
They leave us alone because we're mad
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LegoStan
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:17 pm 
My anus truly is prolific
Some of its work is terrific
It even has a nom de plume
In it's spare time it holds a broom.
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Tanza
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A witch went to the shops one day
And nearly gave herself away
'Cos as she wandered past a broom
She snatched it up and said vroom vroom
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Tanza
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Your bottomhole is truly great
Reminds me of someone I ate
I bound their sphincter with some solder
Made it into a pencil holder
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Tanza
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I'm going to bed before I faint
I was awake but now I aint
I've really had too much to do
The fire, the tree...the barbecue!
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LegoStan
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:35 am 
It truly is Lord of the Rings
The Sultan of Browneye
Aladdin's cave! The Golden Hind!
(And somewhat cleaner than my mind)
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Tanza
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All these poems made me giggle
Even my insides did wiggle
I laughed so hard I barfed my tea
And even did a little wee
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