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LuckyJoeResser
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 12:39 am 
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Tanza wrote:
Poor old dex
No good at sex
Thought he was smart
But his wife was a tart

I gave her a kiss
She started to hiss
I said...for god's sake
You're a slimy old snake

Pink and long
She looked all wrong
I was hypnotised
By her big yellow eyes

I got my gun
To end her fun
An explosion...bam!
I was covered in spam






My warped and twisted mind liked that little strange ditty Tanza, I think even Gavin needs to draw some lines sometimes, not that he ever does. :mrgreen:


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Willow
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:02 am 
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Ooh did I miss some drama? :roll: That is typical that is!
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Tanza
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:48 am 
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Haha Willow...no, no drama, just a spammer. I couldn't help but be inspired to write a line or two about them. Particularly after an earlier call from a sales guy from a company I don't even deal with anymore, who asked me how I was and how my family were. His tone was so kind and sweet, bless him. Sadly, after telling him I wasn't interested in his new and exciting offer, he muttered a few whispered 'f's and 'b's before slamming the phone down on me. OOH harsh! I hope he gets a real job soon.

That said, a bit of harmless forum spamming, I can accept...even laugh at...hohoho. But having the nerve to say, ''I don't care who you are''. That...and the phonecall earlier...I just couldn't resist....I'm only inhuman!

Things like that really stick in my throat...as they will, if they carry on...ahem. :->

Ironically, on their website (yes I'm nosey), they profess to be anything BUT uncaring and indifferent to their clients needs. How funny would it be if they'd actually put the words they wrote here on their home page. ''I am here simply to sell things to others, I do not care who you are and that is the nature of my business?''...and the question mark???????? I mean...is it the nature of their business or not? Are they asking US to help them find out what the nature of their business is? Who knows?

So...please, please, please...whoever you are...kind and caring or not...write a few lines to let us know who you really are and how you really feel. Now THAT would be most welcome...and we could be best friends...and you could teach me how to take good pictures...for free...because we're best friends.
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Elvira
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:40 am 
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Well put Tanza, if we want to buy things we'll go to a shop!

As a business strategy posting spam is seriously lacking, as a way of making friends it's .....seriously lacking.

Garak doles out swift justice. Love a man with an axe!

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Tanza
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Mmm axes...I often fantasize...especially as I pick the odd stubborn morsels of rotting flesh out of my teeth with a rusty old flick knife...after a particularly tasty pile of pickled entrails...mmm. Not so much imagining an axe attached to a man. More like attached to me. In my hand. Waiting to come down on my next meal's head. Wallop! Somebody fetch the Branstons! Yum!
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Nydas
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Swift action was required and I also uphold the decision to end the affair without delay.

Garak, I salute you and thank you.

/Nydas bows

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Baggage
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Yep, get rid. If it was self-publishing spam, I could understand it a bit more. Suppose photography is a form of expression, but nah, spam attacks are just annoying. I'm a vegetarian!!!!
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GavinPaulCarter
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Nydas
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These stats are very healthy indeed are they not?! That is closing in on double the stats of last month if I have understood things correctly? Numbers, whilst attractive, are not a thing I feel so comfortable with.
Well done Gavin and crew of Grimnians who have worked to bring things this far. I salute you.
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KaraJarina
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Nydas wrote:
These stats are very healthy indeed are they not?! That is closing in on double the stats of last month if I have understood things correctly? Numbers, whilst attractive, are not a thing I feel so comfortable with.
Well done Gavin and crew of Grimnians who have worked to bring things this far. I salute you.
/Nydas bows


It is not a bad start Nydas, but you are the Grimnian crew now, and we plan to make more Admin soon, just in case we get flooded with members! (It will happen hopefully) Grimwood is promotions, I'm sure he's got something to do with it too. It is good though, and hopefully it will be a boost for all of us! I return your respectful salute! :D
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