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Tanza
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:43 am 
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Paul Merton wouldn't dare to tweet
'Cos, if we were to ever meet
I'd make him eat his own true words
That tweeting should be just for birds
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LegoStan
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:04 am 
Yikes! Note to self - 'Keep Tanza sweet'
Those threats to touch and maybe EAT
Perhaps they weren't just said in jest
Gulp! "Very well, Tubbs.........get undressed!"
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Tanza
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:15 am 
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An ancient Star Trek film I found
So very old with crappy sound
But I could hear it loud and clear
With the aid of a beer and my final front ear
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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:34 am 
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LegoStan, if I were you
I'd cook Tanza Tribble stew
They'd multiply inside his tummy
Then you would be quite safe, not yummy.

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Tanza
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 4:03 pm 
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I ate a friend by mistake
How my heart did ache
Although the pain in question
Could in fact be indigestion
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LegoStan
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:33 am 
'Tis far too late
Just look at the time
I should be sleeping
Not writing this rhyme
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Chayowl
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:04 am 
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well knock me down with an old goose feather,
there's no need for anything as strong as leather,
love you have me, I am battered and dazed,
the way you move has left me amazed,
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Tanza
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:07 pm 
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I told my nurse politely
I wasn't mad just lively
I said I couldn't stay for tea
I ran away, she chased me
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Tanza
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:11 pm 
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I thought my hair was very nice
But it was full of crawly lice
I caught them from a neighbour's head
I got so cross I killed her dead!
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LegoStan
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:40 pm 
Would it be weird
If I grew a beard
Right down below
On my big toe?
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