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WaylandCybersmith
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:30 pm 
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When on holiday in Cairo, a friend had difficulty sleeping. Every night, at exactly 2:35, he would get up, walk to the river, swim for 20 minutes, and return to bed, all without waking. I tried to tell him about it, but he did not believe me. He was in de nile.

Another friend said he could swim from one end of Paris to the other, which I thought was in seine.

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When my auntie was in hospital for a hysterical rectum, my mum waited by the phone for the call to say she was okay. As she lay prostate on the sofa, rubbing her head with worry, we all shat nervously on the floor, hoping things would be all right. I'd never known anyone who had been in hospital before. The worst thing I'd ever had wrong with me was when I got a couple of sphincters stuck in my foot. I got a nasty erection and needed an ingestion of antipsychotics. My toe swelled up and was a large ovulatory shape for a couple of weeks. Also, there was the time my teachers thought there was an epidermic of dysentery in our school. They ejaculated the area, but loads of kids were already afflicted. I think I had already been fascinated so couldn't be deceased. Mum kept phoning my ankle, but there was no answer. Then she tried to phone the hospital, but couldn't get through...she must have got the std wrong. At last, the call came and we could tell by the faeces mum was making, my auntie was fine. She testiculated to us that all was well and everybody heaved a huge sigh of relief. As soon as she put the phone down, she suddenly dismembered she was in the middle of curling her hair. We all had to get out of the way very quickly as she hurried up the back passage to rinse all the sperm out of her hair.
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Nydas
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Oh lawks they are absolutely wonderful, my sides are definately aching now! I am not even going to try the pun thing it is far too clever for me! I'll leave that to you experts.
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