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Tanza
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 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:26 pm |
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I'll look over your wares, Geseende. I hope none of it's fallen off the back of a cart. I'm all for a naughty bit of what you fancy at the right price, but I don't want no angry mob at my door, accusing me of being a thief. Giving away? What's in it for you? Why so generous? You have to make a living somehow...what is your other occupation?? Seems strange you are able to remain here...taking nothing and giving all. How do you eat?
My desires? I just want the digestion of human flesh to be a little more speedy and less apparent on my trunky thighs. It's not too much to ask.
At least tell me you have some kind of potion to lessen the blockages that keep me awake at night, but beware, I can smell a poisonous tincture at first whiff. If you're in league with anyone who wishes to harm either myself or my friends, be warned...I am hungry!
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Geseende
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:57 pm |
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A lot of desires? Then tell me a small one. What do you really want? If you receive it, as I promise you will, then you can ask for another one. I have to warn you, it must be for you, not someone else. I cannot change a person against their will.
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A true man bends all to his will through might and fear
He makes his own destiny and achieves it at any cost
What he takes, he keeps, and he takes whatever he pleases
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Geseende
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:03 pm |
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What do I gain? Apart from helping people get what they want? Well, if I prove myself to, say, you, then all I ask is a small token in return.
You wish to digest human flesh better? I don't deal with potions, but choose anything you like from my barrow, and I promise you, you will be able to digest as much human flesh as you want, and it will not fill you up, or cause you to put on weight.
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A true man bends all to his will through might and fear
He makes his own destiny and achieves it at any cost
What he takes, he keeps, and he takes whatever he pleases
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MariaVinyan
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:09 pm |
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Elves are very passionate creatures. Not sure I know you well enough to tell you my desires. Pity you can't change a person against their will, as I'd rather like a handsome knight I know to take a shine to me! Got any love charms? Potions I can drop in his water? 
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Tanza
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:38 pm |
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But...wont that make me eternally hungry for human flesh? Would it not send me into a feeding frenzy? If am not fat, smelly, rotting Tanza...who am I? What will be my purpose? My whole identity will be displaced!
I think I will stay as I am for now...no offence.
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Geseende
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:58 pm |
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I said you would not put on weight, not that you would lose it. Still, "The Customer is Always Right". I am here if you change your mind, or if you think of anything else.
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A true man bends all to his will through might and fear
He makes his own destiny and achieves it at any cost
What he takes, he keeps, and he takes whatever he pleases
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Tanza
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:12 pm |
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Ooh...you're quite feisty aren't you? I like it.
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Evarne
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:52 pm |
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Love potions elf girl? Are you so poor at seduction that you need the false love that comes in bottles? I could make you one, but if the heart already loves another it acts as a poison and I believe Lady Philomena will hunt you into a watery grave if you hurt that golden haired knight of hers. I'd suggest just wearing more revealing clothes, they way he stares at my lady Princess when he thinks no-one is looking suggests he likes scantily clad females really. You are certainly pretty enough, why don't you ask Philomena Aquitaine for some seduction tips? With the number of men she's seduced, she's very practiced!
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Albermarle
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:25 pm |
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This place seems busy. Time to show my wares, I think.
Come, my friends. Gather round. I have curiosities from all over the known world. Some strange, some marvellous, but I can guarantee no magic of any kind.
Here is a Weather Globe from Tarmaz. Shake it, and it will tell you the weather for the next three days.
I have jars of Pirumak, said to be a blend of over a thousand spices.
The Horn of Kitumka. It plays the sweetest of melodies.
Or, there are Berumja Boxes. Any food stored in them will remain fresh until it is needed.
Here are shirts from Themastria. Light, beautiful in design, yet strong enough to protect the wearer from sword or arrow.
These are just a few of my wares. Come, gather round.
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MonicaDrew
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:54 pm |
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How much tobran is your Weather Globe? What does it do? Although I am looking for magical items. I'm a herbalist by trade. So I would be interested in your jars of Pirumak. I like cooking! What kind of flavours does that make? Berumja boxes sound very useful! I might be tempted to buy a shirt or two, might come in useful! Thank you!
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