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Tanza
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:12 pm 
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BRA HOOP! EVERYBODY! BRA HOOP!

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
You've worked your way
Right out of place
What can I say?

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
You just go round
And round and make
A clanking sound

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
You disappeared
Into the drum
Just as I feared

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
There is no doubt
My boobs need help
Please help me out

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
Come back you cow
I'm walking round
In circles now

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
One's up one's down
They wont fit in
My dressing gown

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
You have to see
My left tit banging
On my knee

Bra hoop! Bra hoop!
Oh what's the use
I may as well
Let both swing loose


This is probably one for the girls...maybe the boys wont know what's going on.
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unwornpoet
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:55 pm 
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This is one bonkers, nutty, 'Titty Ditty'. Love a bit of eccentricity :D
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Elvira
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:29 pm 
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This brings a grin,
And then a smile
Then a bigger smile.

Excellent, double breasted fun!

:D :D

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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Bra-vo! (sorry I couldn't resist!)

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Gwenllian
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been there , done that , made me smile and smile :D :D :D
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Tanza
PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:27 pm 
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Haha...haven't we all done it?? I probably have more than one in there at the moment. I'm forever stitching them back in. How many times one pokes up mid-cleavage (don't get excited...I'm talking fairly near to my waist here) is nobody's business! Then one will slip round and poke me in the side of the boob. Honestly! What we go through to keep our bosems up where they should be! I would give up totally, if it wasn't for the fact I'd be tripping over them every five seconds!..and so would anyone behind me!
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Nydas
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tanza
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I need a shovel and a hoist Don1!!!
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HogstanceBilgecrack
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:mrgreen:

I haven't been around for a while but this thread is all I need to keep abreast...


If ogres wore coats, I'd be getting mine right about now. :oops:
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Tanza
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Wahay!! Long time no see, Hogstance! Doesn't life have an aggravating habit of getting in the way sometimes? Brahoooooop...you hairy horror you!!


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