The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

This is a response made to her partner, after the event, by one unhappy participant. She lives somewhere in London. She's not very happy at all!

You broke up with me on TV
You low life lying shit!

You'd said that I was baby doll
And I was really fit,
You said we'd get some money,
So best 'ponce it up a bit.'

I had me hair done special,
By that girl from down the road,
An' I bought a brand new tracky
An' new trainers, tagged wiv gold.

Me nails an' face our Sharon did,
I looked the f**king BIZ,
And still you said I'd screwed our Dave,
You'll f**kin' pay for this!!!

I'm not the one that shagged about,
You had that skanky bit.
Our Sharon saw you with her,
So man, don't give me your sh*t!

And then he said, did Jeremy
That I was 'in denial'
Our Dave had said I did it
That is 'just' his f**kin' style!

GOD!
You broke up with me on TV
I think that's f**kin' rich
You think you're somethin' special
I think
You're a f**kin' bitch!!!

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Filth! But I like it chavtastic

ha this is awsome taking somthing like jezza and making it a poem with relavence is ace. i must admit i dont read meny poems on here because of dyslexia its to much effort somthimes but this was worth the extra brian power

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Ah Jeremy Kyle, the Big Mac of the soul. I used to watch it on maternity leave but had to stop as I felt my belief in human kind crumbling with every paternity test.

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