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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:13 am 
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Now why would I do that?

Ooooh I wonder if that hadsome knight, Nazik will come in tonight.......

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:53 pm 
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*Morton bounces through the door riding upon a pogo stick, he waves his tentacles in the air and grins* .

Horses!

*He shouts as he bounces up and down*.

They are absolutely.....

*Morton bounces higher and higher, somewhat out of breath*.

Totally.... Old fashioned in the new.....

*He leaps up upon the bar and bounces upwards towards the ceiling*.

In the new modern age of.....

*He smashes into the plaster above him and his shell becomes wedged in the shattered ceiling*.

Transport.....

*His voice is muffled and his tentacles hang limply by his side. The pogo stick falls and crashes down upon the bar room floor*.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:00 pm 
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Morty!

< Meadow climbs onto the bar and helps Morton down, she wraps her arms round him and kisses him on the head>

I have missed you SO much! .......are you ok?

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:08 pm 
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*His eyes roll in his head*.

Is that you mummy?

*He sounds dazed*.

I don't want to go to school today......

*He sticks a tentacle in his mouth and sucks it like a dummy*.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:11 pm 
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<Meadow grabs a glass of whisky that's been left on the bar>

Here drink this......it's not mummy......it's your beloved Meadow :D

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:17 pm 
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Oh no. Are you going to clog up the privy again?

*she looks annoyed*

Oh wait perhaps you can be useful for once Morton. You can have visions when you touch something belonging to a missing person... Perhaps you can tell us where the Princess is.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:23 pm 
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*He gulps down the whisky and gurgles a jolly tune. He spits the gold liquid upwards and makes a little fountain*.

Oooh yes! That's good. Reminds me of when I was a baby....

*He swallows and looks up at Meadow*.

Oh hello beloved.... Can I have a double vodka and some dry roasted peanuts to follow? I'm very thirsty!

*He gazes over at Arabella*.

Yes, I have many gifts, for I am the Master Wizard of Grimney.... I am the wizard who knows ALL..... And SEES ALL.... I have many VISIONS......

*His eyes widen and he stares at Arabella and falls silent in thought*.

So... Who are you by the way?


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:26 pm 
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I'm Arabella, the lady's maid of the Princess.

* She hands him a comb*

Please tell me where she is. We are so worried.


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<Meadow purs tobran on the bar>

Double vodka and dry roasted peanuts please Arabella :D

I don't think Morton is quite himself...........he had an unfortunate incident involving the tavern roof.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:30 pm 
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I will serve drinks once I know my mistress is safe.


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