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Meadow
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:02 pm 
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Do you know Morton I keep forgetting that you are a powerful wizard for some reason!

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TanithShand
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Ooo I've never met a powerful wizard before especially with so many tentacles

Are you like Vanyon do you have visions?
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MortonBalthus
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:07 pm 
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You're all talking to me at once. I can't keep up!

*His eyes roll madly*.

Evarne this is so unfair!

*He crawls over to a nearby table waving his saw*.

You've messed up my whole agenda for the evening! It's just not right, I'm a qualified wizard! I've got a certificate! And everything! Well... I'm not standing for it. I'm an artist! I want to whittle!

*He starts to saw through the leg of a table*.

I'm not just a doctor! I need my freedom of expression!

*He continues to saw*.

I'll have this leg off if it kills me!


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SMacca
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Please try not to self-harm :roll:

or to harm my legs :o
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Evarne
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Ah.... Philomena is calling for me.

*She smiles.*

Meadow, I shall leave you in charge of preventing Morton from killing the patient.... and destroying the furniture.
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Meadow
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Gee thanks Evarne!

Morton why don't you sing a song for SMacca acd Tanith?

He's a clam of many talents you know! He was lead singer with the saw doctors :lol:

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SMacca
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oh I love singing - are you part of the clam band then?
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Evarne
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Well I would stay... but your company bores me.

*She looks at her nails.*

Besides, Philomena and I have a lot to talk about.
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MortonBalthus
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Evarne. Please. Show some respect for our guests.... Yes! Yes! Oh I can sing. But I'm very busy at the moment as you can clearly see! This place is full of tables!

*The leg falls off the table and he moves to the next one*.

Meadow my beloved. Can't you see I'm busy?! I'll have all these legs off before I'm done!

*He rolls his eyes at SMacca*.

Look what you made me do! It's a disgrace!

*He starts to saw off a second leg*.

Argh!!! Sawdust in my eyes!!


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Meadow
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Well, the feeling's mutual Evarne.

In case you missed my great joke SMacca, Morton was lead singer with the Saw Doctors.......

Yes Morton, sing that one....Sawdust gets in your eyes.

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