The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

I'm not panicking... Don't know who you lasses think you are, filling your greedy faces with someone else's drink. Sorta thing gets you marked. You're lucky no-one's decided to gut you... or put you in the grinder. Know a butcher round here that likes that sort of meat.

*Tanith had already attempted to arab spring but landed on her back on the bar*

Oh I've not been flat out before

Nice to meet you Girda

If you want my drink back....

*Tanith tries to regurgitate the blue liquid but cannot it is too late*

*is beginning to think no bar in Grimney is very welcoming with villains always talking of cutting your limbs off*

Gilda - here have a drink on me
*SMacca throws some more tobran on the bar*
this should cover it

*Girda grabs Tanith and pins her to the wall.*

You think that's funny?

*She slams her harder against the wall.*

There's no blood spilt in this place, but I've got you MARKED little girl. We look out for Bracewind.

*She pulls the gold medal from Tanith's neck.*

I'll give this to Bracewind, that will cover your drinks. I hear Holme's Tavern tolerates scum like you. This is a gangster bar, you idiots shoulda stayed clear. We're cold, hard killers here...

No it's not funny - no-one is laughing

SsssMmmmaccccca Meeeeaddddow heeeellllup - do you think we should be going now

Tanith - we barmaids do not run away from trouble !

Let's face our fear - remember, you received a gold medal for conquering your inner demons I'm sure you can handle this
get a grip

Yes, run along... Next time be careful who you steal from.

*She spits on the ground.*

Next time I see you Missus Hoppypants, you better high jump away from me, cause it will be your head that I cut off, not your hands!

If your barmaids, you should know not to steal. What bar are you from?

What be going on here then? I heard Bracewind were away, and I come in and all the winds of the west are blowing and raising havoc!

Girls... she's not making idle threats. Let's all calm down and go to Holme's Tavern, eh? Always a warm welcome there!

Oh it's the really busy one called Bumblecrack@s

But there are no swords allowed - we try to encourage business not turn it away!