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Meadow
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:59 pm 
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Morton! I can take you away from all this hassle! Just bring your tooth brush and we'll fly away on my dragon. We could go to the Maljoras, it's peaceful there. Come away and marry me now! This is your last chance. What do you say? If you turn me down I am going to the Blue dragon tomorrow to look for Thadeus.

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MortonBalthus
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*Morton crawls out off the privy and drags his tongue limply across the floor*.

Sawdust! Not stardust! I cannot cope. If it's not my family hounding me.... It's my family..... Hounding me.... What have I done to deserve this? I never meant to marry her.... I WAS DRUNK!!! And Sweeney's not cleaned the privy!!!!!!!

*He rolls on to his back and wails*.

I don't like heights Meadow! High up things... Are just too high up!!!!!! I only climb flat mountains. In the Land of Flat Mountains in the East, I'd be happy.... But I get travel sick..... Does no one care?!!!!!!

*He sighs*.

I'll marry you Meadow, Thadeous and Zevaline can be bridesmaids.....


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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Oh Meadow, you're doing that desperate thing again! You know Thadeus isn't interested or he would have come back to kiss you. Please stop emabarassing yourself and marry Sweeney! You two are very well suited.

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Gwenllian
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really Meadow wouldn't you prefer a man to a clam!
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ZevalineBalthus
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Doesn't matter because he is not getting a divorce. He's mine and Melody can be a mad old maid... Morty you always come back... do you want to snuggle between my breasts? That usually calms you...
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MortonBalthus
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Gwenllian! How can you be so cruel?! Reducing me to a mere shell of a man! I'm desperate! Take me back to the privy someone. I need to go!!!! Oh the woe. It's so. Woeful.

*He brushes a tentacle across the brow of his shell and sobs*.
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ZevalineBalthus
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I've got you sweetie pie... no need to fret. ZEVVI makes it all better for you.

*She picks Morton up and locks the privy door behind them*

My darling clam...
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Meadow
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You are all talk Morton, you're full of excuses! You just stay with Zevaline and live happily ever after, I can't cope with this any more. I need a husband who is going to be faithful. I can't share, I'm not that kind of girl. It was nice knowing you anyway. I am going to look for Thadeus tomorrow and....don't come crawling back when I'm with him, I've given you enough chances. You can't see a good thing when it's in front of you. You can't see the monogomy for the trees!

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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Really Meadow, you shouldn't try throwing yourself at Thadeus when Sweeney needs a wife! Further more... The Blue Dragon is really a very dangerous tavern!

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Gwenllian
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and just think if you marry Sweeney you'l always have a gleaming privvy! :D
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