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PhilomenaAquitaine
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 Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:37 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:54 pm
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Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
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Oh Meadow Goblinglitter... they make you look SANE!
*She sighs.*
I really think you should marry Sweeney. You could do worse.
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MortonBalthus
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:38 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:00 am
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Location: Master Wizard of Grimney
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Hang on a minute!!!!! I can also do origami too! You saw that paper vase I made, it didn't hold water, but it was a lovely shape. Bit like a sausage. Oh.... It's all too much...
*Morton passes out in Zevaline's arms*.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:43 pm |
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You know, I am going to start charging him rent for the privy!
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Gwenllian
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:44 pm |
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Location: south Wales
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well it beats me what any of you see in him !!
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Meadow
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:45 pm |
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Location: Lost in Grimney
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Oh Morton! Why don't you just dump the tart and make a new start with me?
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:46 pm |
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Errrrr Gwennie, I don't fancy Morton! You know my heart belongs to Kalvos... apart for the tiny bit that loves Vort.
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MortonBalthus
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:48 pm |
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Location: Master Wizard of Grimney
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*He wakes up and throws his toothbrush at Gwenllian*.
Don't worry! I wear dentures!
*The privy door closes behind him*.
Meadow!..... Hear me from afar?!
*He calls out from behind the door*.
If we had a bigger privy you could climb inside and share it with Zevaline!!!!!!
*He starts to gurgle*.
So refreshing. Where's my toothbrush? Oh darn!
Last edited by MortonBalthus on Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:53 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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ZevalineBalthus
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:50 pm |
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*Looks at Gwenllian with surprise*
Morty-pumpkin is a DREAMBOAT. And he is MY dreamboat... He always comes back to his Zevvikitten...
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KikiFleider
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:54 pm |
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Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:33 pm
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Location: VALE-MORA
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MORTON BALTHUS! You slimy snake. You owe me my allymoany! I vant it tomorrow at ze latest, you selfish svine! I vill suck you dry you vorthless cockle!
*She smiles at the other ladies.*
Vortigern he has ze cloak and vill return by your side. I return to Vale-Mora. Bye bye Phillymeena.
*She sweeps her cloak and turns into a black butterfly that flutters into the night sky.*
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:55 pm |
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Seems not all Morton's ex's are so fond of him!
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