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MortonBalthus
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:54 pm 
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Nude! But I promise not to look. I'm a gentleman!

*He claps his tentacles together and rolls his eyes towards Meadow*.

Wrong love of my life! Just because I've got a wife or two, it doesn't mean I don't love you! But you are mistaken my head is made out of shell. Come and have a feel if you fancy. I think you've got off on the wrong foot. Haven't we all?

*He smiles*.

Meadow. Don't be an idiot! You belong by my side, and the other wives, well they can stand a bit to my right.


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Meadow
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:56 pm 
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Philomena! What would Kalvos think!

Morton, tell me this, how would you feel if you heard I was getting married to, say.......Thadeus Drax?

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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Oh all right then, Meadow you can be my chaperone. In human form or mermaid form? And where shall you paint it because I can't stand naked in the bar, it is too public.

I don't think Kalvos will mind, he loves it when I am naked.

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Meadow
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In front of other men?.......and clams?

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MortonBalthus
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:06 pm 
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I plan to paint you....

*He holds up his toothbrush*.

I plan to paint you as....

*He pauses*.

A sea cucumber.... Aqua fresh.... With lots of green. Might put you in a bikini. Meadow!!!!!!! You could be in the picture too. I see you as a grapefruit.


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PhilomenaAquitaine
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:08 pm 
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No no no! I'm not going to be a sea cucumber.

*Philomena shakes her head.*

I am far too shapely.

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Meadow
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Conveniently deaf eh Morton? How would you feel if I told you I was going to marry Thadeus Drax?

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ZevalineBalthus
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Morty Porty! I'm here for you to paint me as a pineapple.. or was it a tomato? I always get those two confused.

*She smiles at the ladies.*

Hello Princess Philomena, you're looking as beautiful as always. Hello Melody! How are you? Getting married? Ohhhhh let's see your engagement ring!
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MortonBalthus
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Oh Meadow can I marry her too? Is she single? I know! Let's form a commune! You can grow carrots!

*He grits his teeth in frustration and then gives them a quick polish with his toothbrush*.

But I'm in my surrealist phase!!!!

*He falls backwards and waves his tentacles frantically in the air".

You've upset my artistic temperament!!!

*He writhes helplessly*

Zevy!!!!! I'm all upset. Put me in the privy I'm overheating!


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Meadow
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Hello Zevvie! :D You want to see my engagement ring? There it is......on your finger! :twisted:

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