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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:32 pm 
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You don't even know him! What gives you the right to judge?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:37 pm 
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I have no wish to work at Bumblecracks. I met Bumblecrack once. He's living under the floorboards of that tavern. He's very strange. He doesn't like standing up in case his trousers fall down. That's just not normal. :roll:

*He sighs*.

Yes. Your clam. He's in the privy singing about you under the lid. I can't clean under the rim because he keeps slapping the brush out of my hand. He's an absolute nuisance.

*He looks at Philomena*.

What about the cat?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:42 pm 
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Would you like me to get you a cat? We can go to Toraz in the morning and you can choose a kitten from the pet shop.

*She looks at Meadow.*

I know enough... I judge him because I saw the state of poor Mr Tweed after your boss and his mates robbed him. Besides I won't need to judge him, the law will do that.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:46 pm 
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Mama wants to get rid of her cat. Can't we have hers? He's house trained.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:49 pm 
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Of course Sweeney, how lovely. What is your cat called? Shall we visit your mother tomorrow? I am sure she would like to have a visit from the notorious scarlet mermaid from the Grimney Tattler...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:53 pm 
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Sweeney......Did you say Morton was singing about me?........What was he singing?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:56 pm 
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Dave. He's called Dave. Or Daveed.

*He goes pale*.

Visit mama?! :shock: She doesn't allow people in her house. She never let papa in when he was alive, he slept in the shed. And you. Well, you have a terrible reputation. As you know.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:04 am 
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Oh Morton. Last time I heard he was singing about how cruel love is and that you should accept that his heart is divided between you and his wife. It was dreadful.

*She smiles at Sweeney.*

I could wait for you in the carriage and she could peer at me through the window. I'll wear something demure... Or scandalous... Whatever you think would make her happy.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:53 am 
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Yes Meadow. You really should do something about that clam. Perhaps you should bundle him up and take him to Bumblecrack's. I am sick of him bunging up my privy! :roll:

*He rolls his eyes at Philomena*.

Mama would be horrified if I showed up with you. :roll: She knows all about how you led me on and then tossed me aside. It would hardly be appropriate.

*He yawns*.

I need my bed. And I have to polish my brushes. I suppose you could make peace with her by buying a nice bucket for her as a present. She'd like that. You can exchange it for Dave the cat. Mama would be happy with that.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:58 am 
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Why don't we go to Toraz and you can help me choose a bucket for your mama and then I will present it to her as a peace offering.

*Philomena gives a charming smile.*

Elios and Dravenore will escort us and we can buy a new basket for Dave. I will lock up and then go upstairs to sleep with my beloved Kalvos.

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