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SweeneyGreen
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:30 am 
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How original. Not been called long head before. Funny that. :roll: Hmm, bottom pinching is right up your ally I'd imagine. :roll: The toilet is spotless, it's won awards. Do you need a tin opener? I'm not a privy attendant. I do other things you know. I get this kind of thing every night. It's so very irritating. Are we going Sir Knight? :|
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BLEERSTARD
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PhilomenaAquitaine wrote:
Would you like to be shown to your rooms after your next drinks? I'm sure you and your comrades are tired after such a long journey.


You could spend the night with me. You've got plenty of polish you could give me helmet a good buffing! Nah, a bucket more ale, and I'll sleep in the stable, you wenches are welcome to join me in the hay. I'm a rich and famous warrior, been in many battles, it'd be an honour for you both. Now take me to the privy long head! :lol:


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SweeneyGreen
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What wit. I shall remove him hence and take him to the privy. Follow me Sir Knight. :roll:
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Gwenllian
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For the love of Grimney! what a charmer, the sooner he drinks himself unconscious the better
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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As tempting as that offer may sound, I don't think either of us would be worthy of such an honour. More ale then sir?

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GideonDrake
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Enough of this! My apologies. Don't behave like savages in front of these mire folk. Remember what you represent, we're their betters, and we must maintain our decorum at all times.

I would like a room please. My two colleagues plan to stay and drink some more. You Bleerstard have already outstayed your welcome I wish to hear nothing more from you tonight, sleep in the stable with the animals until you learn better manners. Silence is a virtue. I trust you understand my meaning.

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Gwenllian
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certainly sir, I'll show you to your room and Sweeney here will take your colleague to the stables
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Urat better give us free drinks for a month after this! It's lucky for him that I am more faithful to my friends than I am to my lovers!

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GideonDrake
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Gwenllian wrote:
certainly sir, I'll show you to your room and Sweeney here will take your colleague to the stables


Disgusting wretch. I can have him flogged if it would please you. He maybe a knight but he's not beyond a good old fashioned thrashing. I suspect he'll probably sleep in the privy. Yes, you do that. I'd be obliged.

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Gwenllian
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No need for a flogging sir, I'm sure he'll behave now. Well here's your room, I hope you sleep well
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