The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

You are forgiven.

*He looks at the bottle*.

Do you wish me to carry the bottle? The serving girl has disappeared. She was in the middle of taking my order.

*He looks surprised*.

A princess? What has upset her?

Don't worry Lillikin, the Princess is hard to please. Here take this glass of firewater. Sorry about that sir. Here is your coffee. I shall fetch your radigan stew if you would like to take a seat I will bring your wine over and....yes, it is all included in the price. Tips are optional of course

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*Shakes his head*.

No. No. No. Coffee with breakfast, not with the stew. I don't think you're paying attention. No. Not at all. I'll have a glass of red wine with my radiagn stew. Thank you.

*He looks at the fairy*.

She needs assistance. She can't carry the bottle, she's too small.

*He looks back at Meadow*.

Have you written down my order?

Yes sir I have. Here is your stew and your glass of wine. Coffee will be served with your breakfast in bed as requested. It might help if you didn't order all your meals at once As you can see I have been left to cope all by myself, I am doing my best! Everyone has deserted me! The Princess sacked me this afternoon then next minute she is leaving me to run the place single handed I have given the fairy a glass to take up to her Majesty so she will be able to manage that.

My feet are KILLING me, not that you would be interested

Will there be anything else sir before I collapse?

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The princess is sad because of the bad hearts of humans.

*Lillikin shakes her head sadly.*

She is homesick for the waves of the Dudrassa... It is not right a mermaid being kept on land, it is like keeping a butterfly in a cage. She is sick... Her heart is sick... She has a fever with it all... The elf is taking care of the baby but the mermaid makes herelf ill... On poor poor princess...

Oh COME ON LILLIKIN! You are supposed to be a magic fairy Try using a bit of magic for goodness sake! If I were a fairy I would just wave my wand and make everybody happy but as it is....I just have to keep slogging away while everybody else is having a crisis

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I am trying... But I cannot cure grief or heartache. Only time cures that and true love of course. She really is poorly... A night spent in the more... Arabella thinks she might have to take her to Toraz Hospital if the fever doesn't break... Hopefully the firewater will help...

*She looks at Meadow.*

You are more moany than that long headed privy cleaner. Would you like fairy dust?

Yes it's worth a try! Although....a helping hand would be welcome Has that baby had any fresh air today?

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*Sprinkles fairy dust on Meadow's head.*

Oh yes,the pretty mermaid took her baby to Hobsbane Falls for a swim. Wasn't until she got back that she started feeling sad... Misses the water I wager. Then she just started crying.

*She looks worried.*

Does she have any family that could come and look after her while she is sick? She says she is all alone...

She has a maid servant, Arabella and a boyfriend but Zoriat knows where he is! She is not alone, she's a drama queen, the more you pander to her the worse she gets!

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