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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:22 pm 
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*He continues to grin at the mermaid. His attention switches to the black hooded men drinking in the corner*.

It does not matter.

*He takes his bloodwort and hands Bracewind the tobran*

I know my way.

*He walks over to the hooded men*.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:26 pm 
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*She hands him the money.*

I heard that Darius is dead, I guess she is long gone by now. Maybe she went to the capital, that's where I would head as a young girl on my own. Lots of rich men.

*Philomena flicks her hair.*

The list is nothing and if you don't know anything there is no trouble... So where is this skilled swordsman? I will leave it up him to decide if he wants the job.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:44 pm 
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Dead?!

*He laughs and rubs his hands together*.

I hope he suffered. Tell me more. Just hope that good for nothing daughter wasn't with him. That'll teach her. Running off with a lowlife like him. She'll crawl back here and beg me to take her in. That's what'll happen.

*He chuckles and takes another bite off tobacco and mutters under his breath*.

Yeah. Dead. Best thing for him. Hope it hurt.

*He winks his sightless white eye*.

Oh yeah. The swordsman. Hang on I'll shout the wife!

*He yells at the top of his voice showering the bar with globules of sticky tobacco*

Wife! Get off your fat backside and go knock on room 5. Wanna speak with Stark!

*He smiles at Philomena*.

She's slow because she's fat and old.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:50 pm 
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Heard he was eaten by neathlin. It was my fault.

*Philomena looks a bit tearful.*

I sent him out because I am spoilt and selfish... That is what everyone thinks.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:00 pm 
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I should thank you lass. Spoilt and selfish? Nah. That's the wife, she's spoilt and selfish. You ain't that at all lass.

*He pours Philomena another firewater*.

That's another one on the house.

*He brushes his tongue over his blackened teeth*.

The neathlin won't eat Darius Kane. They'll bite him and turn him. He's undead now.

*He grins and spits tobacco*.

He'll rot on his feet until he completely crumbles away. And he'll know about it too. Yeah that'll teach him.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:03 pm 
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Damn Bracewind. I was just drifting off and having that dream about the apple shaped elf girl again, and that lumbering wife of yours reached down and held my nostrils closed. Now what the heck is that about?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:12 pm 
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My fault I am afraid.

*Philomena gives a charming smile as the Master Swordman looks her up and down.*

I wanted to meet you.

*She puts a hand on her hips and looks down at her body.*

Unfortunately I am not apple shaped either, more hourglass.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:30 pm 
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Hey honey. If you're offering I'm buying! Lot's of girls want to meet me. Damn, I've just moved you to the top of my list!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:35 pm 
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Well I do need a man who is skilled with his weapon.

Drink? I am Philomena Aquitaine, some have heard of me... Some haven't but they will.

*She smiles and passes him the firewater.*

But I am the one buying... I need someone to train a friend of mine for a duel. I'll pay you well and you can stay at Holme's Tavern all expenses paid.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:42 pm 
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I've heard about you. Damn. You're that mermaid from the Grimney Tattler. I've read all about you. You're scandalous. Just the kind of gal I like. Sassy and saucy. Although you need to be more.... Apple shaped. I like a good round butt!

*He gulps down the firewater*.

Man that's hot. And it's not the only thing that's hot around here. If you catch my drift honey.

*He bangs his fists on the bar and grits his teeth*.

Yeehaaa! Let's have a couple more and some chasers. I'm buying!

*He grins and wipes his mouth on his sleeve*.

Duels huh? Now those be a tricky thing.

*He takes two firewaters from Bracewind and pays the man. He hands one to Philomena*.

What's the pay? And who is the damn fool who wants to fight a duel?


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