The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

White albumen! That's good! Just had a thought, we'd better ask the boss about the poetry night.

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What's that? You wish to hold a poetry night at the tavern? That is an excellent idea. No need to ask Miss Goblinglitter. You and SMacca decide what you want to do in the tavern. I will leave it in your hands. I will be leaving the two of you to run things. I won't be there much of the time, I have......other things to tend to. Now, if you will excuse me I have a visit to make. Don't wait up for me, I shall be late. I have the jelly baby shaped key. Goodnight Ladies.....and gentlemen.

I wonder what he meant by that! Other things to attend to? What other things I wonder. Where do you think he's off to now?

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Well he's the boss - that silent partner!

but while the cat's away the mice can play - heee heee ....xx

Ladies! I have news. My bar is ready. If you would like I can take you there now and show you around. It is entirely up to you. Would you like to come now or would you rather leave it until tomorrow?

Jumps up and claps her hands

Ooooooh I'd like to see it now but......can we wait for SMacca, she's in the bathroom.........

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Great - sorry I was in the VIP room watching the superstars etc - my head still hurts
need hair of the dog so that tavern should work!!

OK shall we go and have a look?

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Mr Dink gathers all the animals together for a meeting. He looks serious.

I have noticed an increase in cases of racism in Grimney. This is a serious matter and we need to stamp it out before it takes a hold! I have just been thrown out of another pub by...........wait for it..............by a mermaid!

The animals fall about laughing.

She made some excuse about it being for hygeine reasons yet there have been reports of a clam living in the privy on these premises. Various creatures have been seen coming and going including rabbits and slimy toads.

I think we need to organise a protest march through Grimney to bring this animalism to the attention of the citizens. I think they would be horrified if they knew what was going on

Mr Dink raises his hoof in the air

Equal Rights for animals!

The other animals raise their hooves or claws, whatever they have and shout

Yes, we are with you brother!

Look at this! I still have my jelly baby key! Maybe we should go to the Blue Dragon after and see if Thadeus is there. I sent him a note last night saying I wanted to see him but......he hasn't even replied

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