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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:34 pm 
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Oh dear, this is going to be harder than I thought :roll: Dink your answer would be less suspicious because some humans are rude and impatient but Orsler you are wrong on so many levels! You have a MOUTH not a BEAK!

When someone asks you how you are the correct response is; I'm fine thank you, how are you?
They don't really want to know how you are, they are just being polite.

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Orsler
 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:35 pm 
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But why would someone ask a question if they don't want to know the answer?
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 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:38 pm 
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Oh Wagger, you're back, did you enjoy your massage?

Orsler trust me, being a human is extremely complicated, maybe you should all sit in the corner when we visit the tavern and let me do the talking!

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 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:41 pm 
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It was so heaven thank you for asking Meadow (see I did it I was polite and answered a human type question!) I even had to have a doggy nap afterwards
I recommend it to everyone

Cedric - Thanks for the compliments - but since I have been a human in disguise - I've heard people scream - who let the dogs out! - so I guess my cover is blown?

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 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:44 pm 
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Oh dear! Who blew your cover Wagger? I thought your disguise was pretty good and as you said, you answered the question correctly. Listen I will help you all out with your revolution but I'm not getting involved, No, I am not revolting :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:48 pm 
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Location: Pot plant sat upon the window ledge.
I haven't got hands! How can I drink a glass of water?!

*Stares at Wagger*.

You're a fine looking dog. Perhaps if you wore a little more green, you'd look even better!

*Starts to shake the plant pot*.

Meadow! I'm dry!!!! Give me water!


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Definitely not revolting Meadow!

I think I blew my cover because I'm Wagger by name and Wagger by nature
I can't stop shaking my tooche

heeeeelppp mee pleeassse!!

*wagging non-stop*

Cedric - I'm green with envy at your gorgeous leaves - does that count?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:51 pm 
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Caedric! Calm down! See the straw sticking out of the glass? Put your lips round it and suck!

Now here's one for the ladies

Suppose a handsome man comes into the tavern and you fancy the pants off him, what do you say to him?

That's not a negative Wagger, lots of ladies wiggle when they walk! We can say that Wagger is your nickname because your boyfriend is a professional cobblesticks player!

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Ooooh these are hard questions Meadow! Let me think.....a handsome man walks in and I fancy the pants off him........Erm I'd act all shy and coy and pretend not to even notice him.......
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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
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Wrong again Orsler! You say; Hello handsome are you married? It works for me anyway....Did I tell you I've got a handsome boyfriend? I'm hoping he will be in the Blue Dragon when we go there....so I can introduce you.

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