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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: WORD WIZARD'S HOUSE
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:09 pm 
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Meadow enters carrying loads of supplies

Phew! I've been into Toraz. I've got books on how to train animals to be human, new glasses and.......Oh Wagger! Have you come to join the revolution? We all want to change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't ya know that you can count me out.........

Anyway I thought you might come so I have brought you a nuckle bone from the butcher's but don't let any humans see you eating it, we don't want to give the game away!

I see you've made yourself look human, you're not quite as convincing as the rest of the animals but we can work on it. I am going to teach you all how to act human then we will go to the Blue Dragon and have a practice!

I've brought pork chops for tea........

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mmm thanks shaggy! - oops sorry thought I was scoobie doo for a minute - It gets confusing sometimes - one minute being human and then doggy
yes I need loads of bones thanks matey and I am ravenous

but now I'm going for a doggy massage so must dash - doggy heaven!

Enjoy Meadow! :D
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Cedric
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:52 pm 
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Who was that strange stranger? She didn't look like a dog to me. In fact she looked like a bit of alright! Escaped poet from the Vault I think!

*Shakes his leaves*.

Been shopping Meadow? You didn't get me any plant food then? You couldn't give my leaves a scratch? I've got green fly and I itch to buggery.


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KristoBig
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:00 pm 
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What species of dog was Wagger? She seemed very friendly. If she comes back I'll give her a bath and clean all that mud off her. Then I'll take her for a walk. She might like that.

If she doesn't like walking, I'll push her in the piglet pram.

*Scratches his head with his trotter*.

What's a Rodney Trotter?


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Meadow
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:29 pm 
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I've no idea Kristo, now eat your pork chops before they get cold. You be careful with wagger, she's a pit bull terrier, you don't upset them believe me!

Of course I brought you some plant food Cedric, Would I forget you? I wasn't sure what plants ate so I brought bananas and salmon. Which would you prefer? Also I have glasses now so you can drink like a civilised plant.

Now I am going to eat my tea and then I would like all you animals to gather in the lounge ready for some training.

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KristoBig
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That's..... So wrong..... I am disgusted.... Have you ever eaten a relative? I'm not some kind of pig that eats anything!

*Bangs his trotters indignantly upon the floor*.

I happen to be a vegetarian! I'm also trying to lose weight, as I can barely squeeze into my corset. Just mix me up a nice salad Meadow. Plenty of lettuce.


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Cedric
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*Cedric stares at the glass of water*.

How upmarket. I'm used to being swamped by the Sage of Unyan's big spouted jugs spurting all over me. Yes water in a glass, that's much more sophisticated!

*Cedric stares at the glass of water*.

Yes. Very nice.....

*Cedric stares at the glass of water*.

Yes......

*Cedric stares at the glass of water*.

Hmmmmm.
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Meadow
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Kristo! You wolfed down egg and bacon yesterday! You are so good at being a woman, changing your mind every few hours!

Is anything wrong Cedric?

All the anipeople are sitting in the lounge

Right, suppose a human says Hello How are you? What would you say?

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I'd say; Funny you should ask because I don't feel too good. I've had a pain in my left leg all day and my back aches. Yesterday I had a pain in my beak, I hope I'm not coming down with something.
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Well I'd say; What's it got to dooooo with yoooooooou!
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