The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

I'll second that, give me the light relief every time!

Yeah, we all need a bit of relief every now and then. Sometimes light, sometimes not so light.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

Has anyone seen my copy of the Queen's Coven calendar?

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

Sometimes when I'm here, I feel like I'm back at school and sitting alone at the back of the class not getting what everyone is talking about.

Always managed to get it eventually so maybe I'll finally get this place before I'm killed off or something.

Any news of the campaign to get Willow back.

More light relief please. Can always use that.

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Witch

Hairdressers work on the fringes of society

Students who put romance before study are putting the heart before the course

I have a black belt in junk food. I once met a Vegetarian martial artist who was a black belt in to-fu

My vertigo is so bad, I get dizzy when someone calls out ‘Hi!’

I went to Covent Garden and asked for change of a tenner. They gave me two sopranos.

A friend was convicted of cruelty to his pet Labrador. He called it Stay.

Bungee Jumpers. Are they machine washable?

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

I knew a girl called Virginia Blake. She fell in love with an RCMP called Robert Smith. Smith was called, unkindly, Sergeant Smurf, because an illness had affected the pigmentation of his skin.

Smith did not need to be a policeman. His father had been successful in both the oil and gold businesses, so he was very wealthy indeed.

But Smith had one problem. He hated Jazz. He hated the music, and he hated the musicians. UK artist, Courtney Pine, came to perform in Smith’s town, Smith went wild and chased him away. That is the last we heard about the blue, rich Mountie of Virginia - on the trail of Courtney Pine.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

I went to the doctor and told him I was depressed about finishing my crossword so quickly..... He told me not to get too down!

Enough of the bad jokes!

Where has our Willow gone!? Lets get her back yes! I have been spellcasting protection charms furiously since she went missing and the bones tell me she is still alive.

I shall do my best with the song!

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Nydas
http://www.walkerbroad.co.uk
http://www.thesanitycompany.co.uk/

Hurrah takes me back to my youth, singing protest songs !!

Great to have you back, Don1

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Witch