The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

I like Isaac Asimov
You like H E Bates
I will master Asimov
While you read your guys greats.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

Hah! Wayland, Sir, you are a card
Those last four lines did make it hard
To focus on what I was doing
Near choked on something I was chewing!

The skill of the poet leaves me awestruck
It seems making rhymes requires lots of luck
But, when my couplets run amok
I have myself some crispy duck

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

Give praise! All hail the water cycle
The British weather takes the Michael
Ah well. It's great for ducks and plants
And sitting indoors in your pants.

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Nydas
http://www.walkerbroad.co.uk
http://www.thesanitycompany.co.uk/

Everyone say's the weather is bad
But I just don't know what they mean
Cos I've been stuck indoors you see
hunched over a sewing machine!!!

I love to watch the tennis
but it really must be said
that every time a Brit plays
my nerves end up in shreds

Nerves in shreds I hear you say?
A sure cure for this,
Fall to your knees and pray
That Federer will miss!

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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...