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HogstanceBilgecrack
 Post subject: The Passing of LegoStan
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:41 am 
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Alas! Poor Leggy, I knew him well
So little time, so much to tell
We were thick, as thieves that is
What joy to be a friend of his

But friends, in life there comes a time
When without reason but with rhyme
An ogre must devour a man
For me, that man was LegoStan

But don’t despair, his style remains
For ogres, upon eating gain
(Though the body may be doomed)
The essence of what is consumed

So you see he’s still with us
No need for tears, no need for fuss
Leggy’s gone but not departed
I smelt him just now, when I farted.
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Tanza
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:21 pm 
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NOOOO...OmG! How dare you eat my dear friend?! You're in trouble now buster!
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KaraJarina
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:12 pm 
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I am shocked, we shall have to call the police! We are becoming over run by monsters! Eating citizens is illegal you know?! Ogres really must learn better manners, even Tanza spat Robert Devlin out, although he's not very happy with her! :o
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Nydas
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:40 pm 
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Alack, Alas Poor Legostan
We all regarded such a man
as friend and brother
one and all
we'll miss him sorely,
can it be true,
surely Legostan
he didn't get you?
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LorcanFaybre
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:16 pm 
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Listen monster. We are watching you closely. We don't mind that you ate LegoStan, he was an inferiour creature, and mattered little. However, if you eat, or try to eat anyone important, you will be hunted night and day until justice is served. You have been warned.


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ClaraJaneGreeves
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:34 pm 
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:shock: I liked him. I didn't know that we could get killed! :o
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Witch
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:51 pm 
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Dear oh dear
What have you done
Together we'll stand
You have not won

For our friends
Cannot be eaten
So watch out
You will be beaten

If I were you
I would watch out
For we will get you
There is no doubt

The good people
Of this place Grimney
Will not stand
For your debauchery

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HogstanceBilgecrack
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:04 am 
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Your instinct will be to despise me
I understand, it won't surprise me
Please read what Leggy had to say
The letter...it might go some way
To helping you to comprehend
Why I had to eat my friend.
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Willow
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:52 am 
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I read it. This place becomes stranger by the day. It's like being in Alice's Wonderland, it's getting quite bizarre. I read LegoStan's letter and it made me laugh, although I for one am sorry that he got eaten, as he was witty and likeable! I guess he didn't have a problem with it, so I've got time for you. You could do with eating the ginger bearded creep I just had words with. What an ass, you should share him with Tanza! :?
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Tanza
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:24 pm 
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HogstanceBilgecrack wrote:
Your instinct will be to despise me
I understand, it won't surprise me
Please read what Leggy had to say
The letter...it might go some way
To helping you to comprehend
Why I had to eat my friend.


Well...you are quite a looker. I don't know about sharing a meal with you though. I get the impression you eat more out of duty, than a general hunger for human flesh.

Hmmm...still gazing...I mean glancing momentarily...at your picture.

You sure fine lookin' maan...you summink else!
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