The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

This topic's not been posted on
For days; prehaps it's rotton
Let's carry on in rhyming four's
To stop it being forgotten!

The meal that Mrs West served up was as big as a bear
With metal horns and metal teeth, it was unusual fare
It's meat was red, it's flavour strong, but here's the unusual thing
For on it's paw, around it's claw, it had a golden ring.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

I gave my daughter a chocolate chip cookie
And now she's making sounds like a Wookie
It's clear the sugar's gone straight to her head
I hope it wears off in time for bed!

I woke up, I slept in
I was fat, I was thin
I stayed home, I went out
I was sure, I had doubt

If you're sure you're in doubt
then you're in when your out
and thins never been fat
I'm quite sure of that!!

If you want to write a poem - tra-la,
Nothing could be easier - di dah,
You just need to make sure - di dum,
That the lines rhyme - pa rum.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

http://www.waycyber.com

I came inside
I drank the wine
I'd like to dine
If i had the time

If words were easy to find to rhyme,
it really would save a lot of my time,
see, i wouldn't be sitting here right now,
thinking of a rhyme for Psychedelic cow.