The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

^ What Tanza said...


...only replace "the Devil" with Hogstance Bilgecrack III.

Who is Hogstance Bilgecrack III? Are you insulting Tanza? Mocking Grimney?

1. A figment of my imagination.

2. Heck no. I don't wish to be eaten.

3. Of course not.

My imagination is even more powerful than I dreamt. Bilgey? Is that really you? If so, how is Milgrave Grabswoggle? I've missed her so.

As for dropping your title, III, in my humble opinion this does a great disservice to the two GREAT 'men' that bore the name before you but I appreciate that you wish to be your own person.

I must admit that I do not know Korben Drake...so I cannot possibly comment on his character or indeed his whereabouts.

Ah, Bilgey! Dear Bilgey! Please let Milgrave know that I'm thinking of her. You are lucky. She makes the best radigan pie on your side of the Schteepes. I've often come close to shedding a tear whilst recalling our youthful shenanigans...and WOULD have if my nasolacrimals hadn't been sucked out by that vinkering peeskrat. Of course I don't have to tell you about that - you were lucky to escape with your taggler still attached that day!

She'll be overjoyed that you said that. Don't tell me you're still hanging around the Schteepes? That's an awful place, although Malwag Spluttrutter still does a great radigan pie, Milgrave will be so flattered that you find her's superiour, I think it comes down to good seasoning and she does breed her own radigans as you know and they are always good and plump when they end up in the pies! Yes Leggy, our youthful shenanigans! I remember sticking my head down that vinkering peeskrat hole, how you laughed when it came out with its teeth clamped around my snozwanger. Still you suffered too when it clamped its choppers on your nasalacrimals! And you're right, I was lucky I didn't lose my taggler! Good times, though, such good times!