The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

My Christmas spirit has arrived
with dear old uncle Jack
and once the Baileys have popped in
there'll be no going back

we've said Hi to the Harveys
and Gordon is a tonic
but it really is the Cockburns
that makes us feel bionic

The Becks are in the corner
and Bud's a lovely fella
and in with a flounce and a flurry
comes the lovely Stella

but to add a bit of sparkle
and stop us feeling glum
nothing could be better
than the arrival of our Mumm!