Gambler
Nobody lives forever so eat what you damn well can
Like jam roly poly and forget about oat bran
Just eat to your hearts content and forget about your weight
After all it does not matter if you look an awful state
Just fill your stomach up with all those tasty things
Forget about tomorrow and what your future brings
After all it is unhealthy but I just will never care
Because I keep my clothes on so everyone won’t stare
Nobody will stop me eating or stuffing chocolate cake
For that is what I want to do when I am wide awake
I like to smoke my cigarettes and down ten pints of beer
After all I am a young man so of death I have no fear
I think I live my life to the fullest it can be
I like caffeine in coffee and four sugars in my tea
I don’t like vegetarians or the salads that they eat
Just give me steak and burgers or any kind of meat
I love tomato ketchup and chips that are fried in fat
Although I won’t touch drugs as I’ve never fancied that
I like my jam filled doughnuts ice cream and chocolate pud
If only I had two mouths that would be so awfully good
My body is an awful mess why won’t the mirror lie
But I guess I will go on eating until the day I die…