Frivolous Fishy
Oh little fishy in my pond
Of you my fishy I am so fond
My scaly beauty for you I care
I swoon as I watch you swimming there
Oh little fishy marry me
You and I can swim to sea
The ocean depths will be our home
And through coral reefs we will roam
Oh little fishy I am your buoy
Marry me do not be coy
My love dear fishy is off the scale
Turn me down and I will wail
Let me place a ring on your fish finger
We will leave the pond
We will not linger
Please marry me this very day
Our loves electric
Like a manta ray
‘Oh fine finned fishy
Please grant my wishy
Marry me tomorrow
Turn me downy
And I will drowny
Your rejection will bring sorrow’
The fishy took many days to think
The fishy even took to drink
But a fish’s memory is so poor
She soon forgot
What was said before…
‘Oh little fishy you forgot my name
I now must part
Oh Cod… The pain!’…
‘Goodbye dear fishy
I know your plaice
I guess I belong to the human race?!’