My Hideous Beauty
My lady's hair is thick and black
It's mostly growing on her back
Her teeth are yellow with a hint of green
Her toes are webbed with skin between
She smells of cabbage and rotten egg
Has knobbly knees upon each leg
Her eyes are blue and they protrude
She's always staring not that she's rude
Her nose is large the nostrils flared
Children hide because they're scared
She is my angel for all her flaws
But it's best she always stays indoors.
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