The Grimney Hog
Beware the monstrous Grimney Hog
That sits alone upon a mouldy log
For one day so this hog may jump
And everyone will feel the bump
This creature weighs more than ten ton
And its groans are heard by everyone
So if you ever see this sight
You may well lose your hair with fright
Its scales are blue its nose is black
It has thick spines across its back
When it smiles and opens wide
Behold the jagged teeth inside
Red tongue flicks out to trap its prey
From where it slumps each lonely day
Then it chews spits out the bones
Until once more it groans and groans.
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