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Tanza
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:27 pm 
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Peppa the Pig is the best in the world
Little George is so cute with his tail all curled
Nothing compares to the snorts and the wiggles
And that's not the piggies, it's me with the giggles
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PhilomenaAquitaine
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:32 pm 
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Poor Peppa Pig has lost her favour
Replaced with more a reggae flavour
But Rastamouse must also weep
Because the best is Shaun the Sheep.

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Tanza
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Now Whisky I love
But only small sips
And the cake I would scoff
As it heads for my hips
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Tanza
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Ah Rastamouse, how cute is that?
Red, gold and green adorns his hat
My daughter don't want anyting
But her very own crypt to store her bling
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Gwenllian
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When you've eaten too much
and your jeans just won't fit
just drink some more wine
and you won't give a ..........
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Gwennie dear, your advice is fine,
I'll have a big cake slice.
When I feel fat, I have some wine,
And feel beautiful and nice.

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Tanza
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Give me a bun or a chilled danish pastry
Allow me to savour it...so fresh and tasty
Then we can undo our clothes and feel dumpy
Drink wine and forget that our thighs are all lumpy
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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After one double vodka I see the flaws upon my face,
Then two more and I think I'm the hottest in the place.
Another double vodka, I strut like a beauty queen
One more and a sambucca, I'm the most beautiful ever seen.

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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Oh how I hate this lying sick in bed,
When I should be at the office, doing my emails instead.
My temperature is rising, my tonsils red raw,
And I can't even eat, so it is proving such a bore. :(

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Gwenllian
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Gargle salt water
your tonsils to soothe
and take paracetamol
til things improve!! :(
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