The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Indeed. That tune is truly abominable
Disney is good, much more palatable
In fact, the reason we always listen to it
Is that I can't stand that other awful sh*t

Waiting every day
For a new tooth to appear
Then my son will sleep
And I will give a cheer.

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excuse me if I seem confused
or if my thoughts are a little bizarre
it's not alcohol or drugs I've used
I got hit on the head by an iron bar!!!

(the above is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Oh dear lord what happened Gwen?
Why and what and where and when.
Hope that you are all ok
And your head doesn't hurt today.

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I opened a door, a bar fell down
and a hit on the head I did take
Now I've been told by NHS direct
to make sure I stay awake!

Kay, Joy and April were the best of the acts
Saxophone players, so cool and relaxed
But they argued and split, whatever the facts
All that is left is joyless sax.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

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today I had a present
some really lovely chocs,
I ate just one or two of them
oh, alright, the whole damn box!

She comes through storms
Comes through storms she
Through storms, she comes
Storms she comes through

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Truth is the strongest force in the universe.
It cannot be killed. It can be hidden, but will strive to stand revealed.
Deceit is as the morning mist when the light of truth rises.
Lies depend on lies, but truth stands for itself.

Potassium! Potassium! (Or vitamin K)
Abundant in apricots and tommy puree
It's good for your muscles, including your heart
There's nowt but bananas in my shopping cart

Twenty eight seems pretty old
That's my age from today.
I like getting presents
But wish the years would go away.

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