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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:13 pm 
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Why must oi sleep in de stable? oi tink dat is a wee bit rude, oi'm a payin' customer an' oi'm not 'ere for a free ride. 'ere's two tobran. as for me 'ats, we've got tall ones, wee ones, pointed ones, an' curved, in a variety av colours too oi might add.

Ah've got me catalog in de cart outside, aye indeed i'll show yer in de mornin'. but oi cannot sleep in de stable, i'll ruin me duds an' oi suffer from a brutal shoulder, de drop in temperature outside 'ill not chucker me any use at al' madam.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:18 pm 
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I'm sorry my dear, it is more than my life is worth. I will lend you some clothes and some furs to keep you warm. If times were not so bad I would offer you better hospitality.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:24 pm 
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Why are times brutal? whenever oi fale a wee bit down, oi buy meself a new 'at, dat alwus 'elps me. oi'm not gonna be comfortable in yisser stable, Ah've never slept rough in me life. oi live in a gollier gaff in de valley. oi deserve a better explanashun. i'll pay a tonne a tobran for a decent roof over me noggin.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:29 pm 
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I will make you a comfortable as I can but it is too dangerous to give you a room. It is either the stable or the mire. Your choice.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:36 pm 
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Oi'm vexed an' fale yer are pickin' on me. oi'm only a wee pixie, an' oi don't nade a pure big room. oi jist nade a gran' nights sleep as Ah've been travellin' al' day. 'oy can it be safer ter sleep outside whaen dare are bandits aboyt? Yer send me away oi might git 'urt. :(


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:41 pm 
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I'm sorry little pixie but I can trust no stranger. The kelpie will keep you safe from bandits and I shall give you a lovely breakfast in the morning.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:48 pm 
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Oi guess oi 'av naw choice, but if oi cum ter 'arm, me brothers an' sisters 'ill be along. they nu oi wus plannin' ter stay at 'olme's tavern, an' they 'av ragin' tempers whaen cheesed aff. if anythin' 'appens ter me it'll be yisser fault, an' oi also 'av an allergy ter 'ay, so i'll be sneezin' al' noight cos av yer. :|


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:53 pm 
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You'll be safer in the stable than the tavern if Slayvern Kursk visits again. I'm sorry, it is for your own safety. Mwrmaid's honour. My kelpie is faithful and powerful, he will see that you are kept from harm. Tomorrow I will buy a hat off you. Oh I wish Urat were here now. Sweet dreams little pixie.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:07 am 
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Slayvern Kursk? Oi tink yer are wrong ter make me sleep in de stable. it smells av 'orse manure. Oi don't tink oi shall fale safe bein' guarded by yisser kelpie, 'orses don't make master bodyguards madam. I'd loike ter blather ter de manager but dat won't change anythin' oi don't reckon. :|


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:16 am 
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Greetings little pixie. You shouldn't worry, it has to be said that Slayvern Kursk is a notorious villain, and a very desperate man. Oh he's a killer most certainly, that I have to tell you, but fear not we will protect you! My sword skills are well known throughout Grimney, you may have heard of me. I'm Darius Kane? :)


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