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DariusKane
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:37 pm |
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Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:57 pm Posts: 114 Location: Holmes Tavern
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Am I indeed? I trust all is well. Thank you Philomena. Perhaps you could stretch to a bottle?
Where is Urat and Sweeney? I see a few new faces in the tavern.
As for my fall from grace, and my subsequent incarceration. Well, Silas and I have similar interests and tastes, and we ran into a bit of trouble in a tavern in Dudrassa Port.
I am rather fond of the ladies as you know. Well, one thing led to another and Silas had to assist me when the young woman's husband in question became a little annoyed.
A most unfortunate set of events followed, and we found ourselves arrested.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:14 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:54 pm Posts: 7361 Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
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Hmmm yes I thought it would be your fault. Sweeney is locked in his room and Urat can't cross the mire for fear of Slayvern Kursk and his gang slitting his throat. There has been a teensy bit of trouble here you see. I'm trying to think how resolve it without wholesale slaughter but it is a bit tricky. I wouldn't leave if I were you Darius, there are many watchers in the mire.
Have a glass of brandy.
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DariusKane
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:27 pm |
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Oh dear, things do sound grim.
A glass of brandy, that will do very well. You thought it would be my fault? Well, you were correct, although I think the husband overreacted just a tad. Some people are far too sensitive.
Slayvern Kursk... I know of him, he's quite mad, but makes very nice cakes so I've heard.
Concern yourself no more, I have my sword, and I am quite prepared to defend your honour if required.
I'm sure a few of the other patrons will stand and fight if required. Sweeney is locked in his room? Why? Has he been a naughty boy?
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:31 pm |
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Apart from asking me to run away with him and start a privy cleaning business, he has been a coward which could have ended with war in the mire. Will you really give your life to defend us? That is worthy of a kiss.
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DariusKane
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:45 pm |
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Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:57 pm Posts: 114 Location: Holmes Tavern
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Will I really give my life to defend you? How could you doubt a man such as I?
Well in truth, probably not, but I'm sure when the time comes I will stand behind you and defend the tavern. After all, I'm rather fond of the old place.
Sweeney is a coward? What a disappointment, he looks so fearless. Privy cleaning business? You could use your tail, I'm sure it would work better than any brush.
I shall take my seat by the window and watch for trouble, I shall need more brandy to steady my nerves for the oncoming battle.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:46 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:54 pm Posts: 7361 Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
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Seriously though Darius, keep your sword sheathed. Blood spilt will only lead to a vendetta.
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ShaylaTremaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:49 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:56 pm Posts: 41
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Greetings madam, Ah've jist ridden in from Kil Kar Koon valley, oi'm a trader, oi flog 'ats, much loike de wan oi'm wearin', pardon me accent but you'll understan' it if yer listen carefully. i'd loike a room for de noight an' a glass av ale if oi may.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:54 pm |
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I will do the ale but this is ni time for strangers to stay.
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ShaylaTremaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:01 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:56 pm Posts: 41
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'oy much 'ill dat be madam?
Why? i'll be needin' a room as oi cannot travel across de mire in darkness. it wud not be safe.
wud yer loike ter clap me wares? Ah've got sum gran' 'ats for sale.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:06 pm |
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If you are desperate you can stay in the stable but I cannot give you a room. Have the ale on the house. I will look at your hats in the morning.
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