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Tanza
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:31 pm 
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I had a headache the other day and the only thing I could find in the medicine box was Ralgex (a very strong and stinky product that people usually use for relieving muscle pain). I had the spray and a tube. My headache was so painful, I decided to try it. The spray just went in my face and didn't do very much at all, except make my nose run and my eyes burn. It didn't taste all that nice either and at no point whatsoever was I reminded of any type of sport-related injury that I had encountered in the past. I just feared for my sight. After any worries I had for my own safety subsided (about five seconds), I squeezed some cream from the tube and rubbed it into my forehead, temples and the back of my neck (hoping to reach my brain stem). It seemed to do the job. However, I couldn't think about anything at all for the next half an hour, everything was a blur and I forgot my name.

If you're a doctor and reading this...I know...stupid idea.

If you're the sort of person who loves doing out-of-the-ordinary kind of things...DO NOT READ THIS...get proper help from a mentally stable grown-up.

If you're just a normal person who can read something disturbing without becoming personally involved or alarmed...this is for you.

The person who wrote this is insane.
Many thanks indeed.
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Elvira
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:36 pm 
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So, you start a post called 'On no account read this...'

What did you think was going to happen??
How many people are RIGHT NOW rubbing strange creams and ungents into their skin and spraying themselves in the face with semi toxic substances? :lol:
Well, at least two that I know of!! Not me I hasten to add, I like to get to the name forgetting stage in a slightly different way :twisted:

Can't wait to hear what you do next...

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Nydas
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:00 pm 
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Who knew that ralgex could actually stop the brain functioning, imagine the power! I can't stop laughing at the image Tanza!

All the best people are slightly insane in my humble opinion, which is not at all humble actually!

I once used so much rescue remedy before an interview the panel asked me if I had been drinking cos I smelled so of alcohol. Needless to say I didn't get the job!
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DebraCobra
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:48 am 
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Oh my God. I had to laugh, I'm sorry I did, but what other way can you respond. I am actually a nurse, but never encountered anyone who has done that before. It's great to see that personalities are starting to appear in the forums.

Rescue remedy, yes, I drank a load of that before my driving test and the instructor refused to take me out because he thought I'd been drinking. Instant fail.

Yes, I wonder what you will do next Tanza?! Whatever it is for God's sake be careful out there! Stay away from the bathroom cabinet too! :roll:
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Tanza
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:46 am 
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The bathroom cabinet is my friend....it's the fridge I need to keep away from!!!
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