The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

*He watches SMacca*.

Is she paying to stay the night? Oh what would fat useless Urat say about all this!

*He looks at Arabella*.

I suppose you're jealous that Phil likes me. Anyway Kalvos is never here. He's too busy getting drunk with Stark. He's a wastrel, he always was! Dravenore went off to find him hours ago. Bet they're all drunk somewhere.

You're right. You know I have never approved of Kalvos but she would only be with Vortigern Jett if she wasn't with him.

Goodnight SMacca, hope you're better tomorrow so we can continue searching for Thadeus

Sweeney why don't you take Tanith out? You might make Philomena jealous You know, now you come to mention it I have heard strange noises under the floorboards at Bumbles!

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It's Bumblecrack. He's been digging for years. I think he's looking for something. Probably his brain.

*He smiles at Meadow*.

If I wasn't spoken for, I'd go out with you Meadow, or maybe Tanith or Arabella. I know that you all fancy me. Mama says I'm very handsome!

*He shakes his head*.

Jett's a worm. Why she can't just be happy with me... I don't know.

Do you think that Tanith is the sort of young lady that Sweeney's mother would approve of?

*Arabella raises her eyebrow*

Lady Philomena likes ruthless killers... or haven't you realised that by now?

Well he is a ruthless killer aren't you Sweeney? He kills 100 percent of all known germs in that privy!

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*The elf laughs.*

You know what I mean, the Princess likes a man with a big sword and blood on his hands.

*She shrugs.*

Lady Philomena was probably just trying to be kind Sweeney.

A big sword and blood on his hands? I would have thought Slayvern Kursk would be a perfect match for her!

Anyway I am going to love and leave you now, it's been a very eventful night.

Goodnight x

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