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Meadow
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 Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:16 am |
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Location: Lost in Grimney
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Sweeney's not my type.....he's a mummy's boy!
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Dave
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:17 am |
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*Wakes up and lights a cigar*.
Got any fresh kippers love? I'm famished. Ma's hungry too. She'd like a three course meal. With fish in it. Give us a nudge when it's ready. Ta. Thanks love.
*He falls to sleep again, the cigar falls out of his mouth*.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:18 am |
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Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
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But he is faithful and has a steady job. He hasn't got a string of ex-wives or girlfriends and he has won Privy Cleaner of the Year, three years running. More importantly you actually have a chance with him!
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:21 am |
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Location: The eyes of Grimney.
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*The cigar starts to smoulder on the rug beneath Dave's chair*.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:23 am |
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Oh bloody hell!
*Philomena stubs out the cigar with her foot.*
These shoes are designer too!
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Meadow
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:28 am |
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Oh dear Philomena! Is that cat getting you in a flap? He should be called Smokey not Dave!
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Dave
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:29 am |
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*Dave wakes up again and looks down at his squashed cigar*.
That's a bit harsh love.
*He lights another one and puffs away on it*.
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PhilomenaAquitaine
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:30 am |
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Well what with your ex causing a commotion and Sweeney's cat causing a fire... I look forward to cuddling up with Kalvos later. It makes everything better.
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Meadow
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:31 am |
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That could have been CATastrophic!
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Dave
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:33 am |
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*He flicks ash on the rug*.
Ooops. Sorry love... What's going on? Has there been a fire? I smell burning? Hope it's not me suit.
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