Strictly Ballroom I first thought, how boring!
Then my outlaw's mum made me watch
Bruce Forsyth jokes keep soaring
Whilst the panel go up a Judges notch
Craig funnily leading his dry carcase
Alesha's breathless laugh made me die
Bruno Italian stallion has a nice arse
Len's
SeevvuuUN makes me cry
Then for the serious professionals
Teasing me to learn how to dance
Yearning and twisting their genitals
Boy on Girl making me long to prance
I'll never forget expressive Arlene
And my cousin wants to be Claudia
Both have black hair making me green
It Takes Two moves look perpendicular
Oh I can't wait for the show to go on
I lose weight just watching the glamour
Shaking my hips to that dance marathon
Tess Daly looks very fit, so clap her!
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