The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Arabella is taking care of the baby and the mermaid really is unwell... If her temperature is not under control by tomorrow someone will have to take her to hospital.

*She looks sternly at Meadow.*

You should have compassion. She is ill and unhappy.

I would probably be able to sum up some compassion if my feet weren't dropping off!

Has that monk gone to bed? Can you remember what he ordered for breakfast? I forgot to write it down! Bacon butties was it?

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No no no... It is poached grindle eggs on toast, with a little light seasoning and coffee... Shall I write it down on a rose leaf for you?

Perhaps you can ask the baby's father to come amd take care of the mermaid?

Oh thank you Lillikin! You have saved my bacon

I could ask the baby's father to come if I knew where he was. I think the Princess is expecting a visitor called Vortigern, perhaps he will look after her

Oh look out, here comes the cavalry!

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*rolls in groaning*

Tanith made me eat four courses - I feel sick

I might go for a lie down unless you can serve me an aperitif Meadow (or a digestif)

that was the man she was waiting for... But she says he is being hunted by naughty men and he is hiding somewdhere they will be too scared to look... She is worried about him.

*She sprinkles fairy dust on Meadow's feet.*

I am only really supposed to help good hearted people you know.

Oh hello SMacca. It must be lovely to have time to sit down and eat You go and put your feet up and have a little rest. I'm not quite on my back yet.........

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Oh you are soooo kind Happy Feet

Somebody stop me!

Lillikin....if you really are a fairy you will be able to tell that I have a heart of gold

Oh dear, I can't believe I said that word in front of SMacca.

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If your heart is made of GOLD then I could rip it out and sell it and make loads of tobran