The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Thank you. Yes I am proud of it.

Glances over at the monk

He just called it a stupid medal! Men eh? He thinks you're more fascinating! I might take you up on your offer, between you and me, I hate it at Bumblecrack's! Don't suppose you have a vacancy for a barmaid?

Whispers to Brother Kallion

You are wasting your time staring at Philomena. She's getting married soon! You have upset Tanith. That was very cruel, you could be a bit more supportive, she's quite a catch my friend. You are going to lose her if you don't buck your ideas up!

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Getting drunk.....

Ignores Meadow and jumps up to the bar

Come and have a drink with me Philomena, I could show you a good time

Actually Tanith I do have a vacancy. My barmaid.... She has left to join her husband. I moss her very much.

*Her eyes glisten*

And Gwennie is staying at a covent for a while so I could do with some more girlie friends.

*She smiles at the monk.*

Kalvos shows me a good time three times a night, thank you.

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Tanith! You're not leaving us are you? I bet you don't get paid 4,000 tobran a month here!

Come on you!

Grabs Brother Kallion by the ear

Sorry about this Philomena, I should never have invited him! I'll leave Tanith and SMacca with you, I think that bubbly was a bit too strong!

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Your boss pays you four thousand tobran a month?

*She looks thoughtful.*

For working in an empty bar? Money laundering. Hmmmm.

*the mermaid shakes her head and smiles.*

Consorting with criminals.

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didn't anyone hear me shouting from the bathroom

I got stuck in the doorway!

vacancy? - that sounds very interesting perhaps Tanith and I could do a job share

half at Bumblecrack's and half here - that will make it alot more interesting!

I am sure I could hire you both, looking after a tavern is hard work and I want to spend more time with my daughter.

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Brilliant idea both - so do we have to wear a Tavern barmaid's outfit?

at Bumblecrack@s - anything goes (and nothing comes in)

No I wear what I like.

*Looks sympathetically at Tanith.*

Sorry about your boyfriend, mermaids can have a funny effect on men.

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