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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:04 am 
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Waaat! well yer a greedy sod so yer are! waaat yer keepin' al' dem weemen in de cupboard :lol: for? if oi 'ad loads av weemen at me place i'd brin' dem oyt ter meet yer two paddies so oi wud. 'ey! dat doll in a dress wi' naw beard, ye sure 'tis not a paddy? dat wud be gas so it wud. a paddy in a dress, can yer imagine? mind yer oi saw yer wearin' a dress in yisser garden last week. don't tell me it wus yer ma either cos oi cud clap yisser beard. yer a nancy fella ter be sure. 'engis wears a dress! :lol:

Rolls around on the floor holding his belly, tears streaming down his face.
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:15 am 
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The weemen wouldn't fit in de drawer, an' Ah've stacked me scratcher full av dem an' run oyt av space.

Aye, oi wus wearin' ma's duds, mine were in de wash. Nathin' odd aboyt dat, oi wasn't gonna chucker de garden in de noddy. Not wi' de tackle oi'm carryin'. Especially whaen me lawns full av prickly thistles. Yer may laugh, but if yer were any nearer I'd keck yer in de noggin yer dense eejit!!!


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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:24 am 
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Waaat tackle! oi seen yer in de nip an' yer 'enny got anythin' ter be braggin' aboyt! oi tink yer live in a dream warrld 'engis. oi wonder waaat goes on in dat noggin av yers sometimes! if yer scratcher wus full av weemen yer wouldn't be 'ere blatherin' ter me.

Yer nade ter clap a noggin shrink. yer an eejit so yer are! you're al' blather, oi offered yer a scrap an' yer did nathin' but whinge on aboyt yer banjacked scotch peg. didn't seem ter be much wrong wi' it whaen yer wus 'angin' yisser alans on de washin' line.

Oi wonder wha de inspector's got too. oi cud chucker wi' gettin' 'imself ter inspect dat noggin av yers. oi tink yer put rhubarb down yisser strides ter impress dohs none existent weemen so yer chucker.

Nancy boy eejat!
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:37 am 
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Me tackle is massive so so'tiz, not loike yers or Vorly's, 'is 'av only swelled up due ter der bites, cos der man put jam on dem an' stuk dem in dat red ant's nest. Silly eejit.

I canny play wi' al' me weemen 'til me legs better. But that's why yer never clap any, they're al' in me bedroom cupboard so dey ar. Oi stacked dem dis mornin'. Jist cos you're jealous.

Aye, oi did 'ang de washin' on de line, but oi wus usin' me tackle ter support meself so oi wus. As for Vorly 'e's proobably down by de lake wi' 'is tackle oyt, tryin' ter catch a cod. Der man really shud by a rod loike other gnums! If 'e's not doin' dat, 'e'll be 'angin' raun de bog or boilin' cabbages ter make more av 'is manky wine.
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:44 am 
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Well wud yer luk at dat! oi never noticed dat before! me 'at's bigger than yers. oi tink dat makes me more important than yer. nigh dat means oi can gie yer orders so oi can. 'engis! git me a couple av dem weemen oyt av yer press! 'urry up nigh, oi want ter 'av squizz at dem an' clap if they're rayle. well? waaat ye waitin' for? oi want ter clap de weemen!
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:51 am 
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Givin' weemen de clap maybe yisser bag, but 'tisn't mine. Yisser 'at makes up for yisser shortcomings methinks. Yisser are not squizzin me weemen! Keep yisser grubby 'ands ter yerself.

Git yisser own doll, ah yer canny cos they're al' in me bedroom. You're jealous so yer are. But oi'm not wan ter blow. You're jist auld an' past it, but oi'm in me prime, oi can still touch me indian joes wi' me smeller. Yer canny even reach up an' touch yisser smeller. Past it so yer are! Older than de 'ills!!!
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:31 am 
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'Engis if Ah've towl yer once Ah've towl yer a million times ter stop exaggeratin'! Yer nu pure well dat yer 'ent got any weemen in dat bedroom so behave yerself. Yer might be young an' in yisser prime but scon are older an' wiser so stop tryin' ter git aff wi' de idear you've got yisser own personal 'areem.

'ey! top av de mornin' ter yer vorly, Oi sees yer dare over de fence. 'ey waaat chucker yer reckon ter auld 'Engist? yer man reckons 'e's got a stack av weemen in 'is bedroom so yer man does! ter be sure, yer man does ter be sure yer paddy does, aye 'e's a proper eejit yer man is ter be sure ter be sure begora begora. Do yer tink dat eejit author av mine is over doin' me accent or waaat?
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VorlyFrothiton
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:00 pm 
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'e's got a stack av weemen in 'is bedroom so yer man does!
Den get 'em out my tackle is wasted on creating invenshuns!

Oi wasn't drinkin' rhubarb wine yesterday oi wus testin' oyt me new invenshun wi' me lorge tackle whaich is not as lorge as yers 'engis (show aff!) as oi dangled me tackle in de water oi tart av de invenshun av a 'oled umbrella so whaen it rains an' gets windy at de seem time den de wind won't take it away - lethal idea again scon are gonna make me millions! oi may share sum witcha if scon are feelin' generous loike de size av me tackle
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:13 pm 
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Why chucker yer two keep blatherin' aboyt yisser fishin' tackle al' de time? al' yer ever catch is auld daisy roots! oi bet yer canny even swim! waaat wud yer chucker if yer felled oyt av dat rickety auld boat av yers vorly?
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VorlyFrothiton
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If oi felled oyt me boat oi 'ill use me new invenshun av de 'oley umbrella ter swim wi'? deadly anyway won't yer save me?
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