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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:05 pm 
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Nigh thar's a site for sore eyes! wha did dat big fella cum from? 'ey 'engis, vorly oi tart we spoke gas so oi did 'til oi 'earf dat fella spake! 'as any av yers any idea waaat 'e's blatherin' aboyt?
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:21 pm 
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Tis another wan av dem cows. They must 'av escaped from their field. We shud fend oyt who it belongs ter. Perhaps oi shud try ter blather ter it or somethin'.
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:23 pm 
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Yer cud try. can yer blather in coy language. oi knew yer wus clever but oi didn't nu yer wus multilingual!
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:39 pm 
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Oh one is the mastah of many languages. one fie have to engage it ohn ah level that the coh will understand. speaking cleaaarly is key. i'll try ah bit of human ohn it. it seems to be ah well educated coh.

*He smiles at the strange creature and clears his throat*.

Moooooooooooooooooo! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Moooooooooo!

*He stares at the creature, she does not respond*.

She's obviously wan av dohs upmarket cows from de valley 'Engis, she may not nu de simple language av 'er brothers an' sisters. oi shall 'av ter try another approach.

*He smiles*.

Hilleaoh one's deaaar coh. Aaare you, one's old bean, lost and in need of milking? whoh is your ownah? what is your name? to which faaarmah doh you, one's old bean, belong? Don't you know?
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:49 pm 
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Yer an eejit 'engis so yer are! yer full av de auld beloney. first yer don't even nu yer own name. yer are callin' me 'engis again. 'oy many times chucker oi 'av ter tell yer? you're 'engis, oi'm yadrik.

yer shud try ter learn yisser own name before yer start tryin' ter impress me wi' yisser coy blather.

oi don't even tink dat fella is a coy! begora! why does al' dem fierce quare creatures want ter be comin' 'ere al' av a sudden? 'ill oi make us a cuppa tay yer auld eejit?
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:07 pm 
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So why ye change yisser name ter 'Engis? 'Tis naw suprise dat yisser causin' me confusion yer eejit. In fact 'tis messin' wi' me noggin.

Why ye lettin' on ter be me? 'Tis cos yer after me struggle an' strife! Ah've seen yer 'idin' in de bushes outside me cottage. You're not lookin' for green fly at al' I'd guess. Yer are ogglin' de missus in 'er light an' skimpies! .

We shud call de inspector ter arrest yer an' dis coy.. Wha is.... waaat 'is name? Yer nu de Inspector?



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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:20 pm 
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Vorly's de inspector yer eejit but 'e's an eejit. 'e'll be trollied it dem bushes again oi expect.

yer missus 'engis? oi never knew yer 'ad a missus so oi didn't. is she a bit av gran' so den or waaat? yer kept 'er ter yerself so yer did. what's she loike? oi didn't nu dare wus any weemen roun' dis place. oi 'enny seen naw weemen.

yer a sly auld divil an' make naw mistake. wait till oi tell vorly aboyt dis. 'e'll be wantin' ter cum an' inspect dat missus av yers i'll be sure! yer a mean auld paddy 'engis, keepin' 'er 'idden away loike dat. makin' me chucker al' de work whaen you've got a perfectly gran' doll ter chucker it! oi'm cheesed aff wi' yer nigh so scon are. wanna scrap?
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:31 pm 
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T'be sure dare are weemen in Bogall. Yer nade ter git yisser eyes tested so yer chucker. They are de ones withoyt beards an' they 'av pointy chests instead av pointy 'ats. yer nade ter pay attenshun.

Naw 'Engis, oi'm not married, never 'av been. Single life for me. Oi wus blatherin' aboyt me ma not de missus. That's who you've been ogglin'. Oi tink yer shud be ashamed av yerself.

Oi canny scrap witcha. Yer are such an eejit, 'oy can oi scrap witcha?! Ah've got a banjacked scotch peg so oi 'av!

Anyway oi tart yer 'ad a struggle an' strife, or a 'usban', oi tart yer were married!
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:40 pm 
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'oy can oi be married? oi 'av only ever seen yer an' vorly an' neither av yer idiots is marriage material! yer a squealer 'engis, dare ain't naw weemen in dis village or i'd nu aboyt it cos they wouldn't be able ter keep away from me.

oi reckon yer an' vorly shud git married. yer both a pair av idiots! mind yer yer man 'as invented an underwater 'air dryer so yer man 'as....'e does 'av flashes av brilliance every nigh an' den. if yer man gets it patented we'll be rollin' in nicker so we 'ill.

:lol: yer ma 'ill be wonderin' wha you've got ter. so yer a mummy's fella ye? 'tis aboyt time yer wus cuttin' de auld apron strings. still livin' wi' yer ma at yisser age. vorly said yer were a nancy fella so yer man did! nancy fella 'engis
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HengisRudd
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So waaat? oi invented a bladeless lawn mower. Naw more accidents, decapitashuns, or diced tackies.

Oi'm not gettin' married. oi'm a playboy. Oi'm playin' de field. Oi'm naw nancy, oi busted me scotch peg wrestlin' wi' a pair av bollix. So don't yer go callin' me a nancy!

Ah've 'ad so many weemen. Oi can barely count dem on wan 'and'. Don't yer spake brutal av me ma, she a gran' gnum so she is!

Dare are tons av weemen in de village. Waaat aboyt Mrs Bert Ruddock? 'E's a weemen, oi saw 'im in a dress, an' der man 'asn't got a beard. 'E's most certainly a female gnum!

Most av de weemen are over at me place, waitin' for me scotch peg ter 'ayle. Oi keeps dem in de cupboard.
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