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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:31 pm 
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Dat is naw cod 'Engis! 'Tis got me name on de inside. 'Tis me boot! An' yer nit' gonna cuk it. they were pure dear. Cost me tree boxes av me finest rhubarb so they did. Oi do't nu 'Engis, yer never catch anythin' that's alive. Oi mind dat rabbit stew yer made, tasted more loike auld socks. Naw wonder yer walk raun in der nip so much, you've cooked de entire contents av yisser wardrobe!

*Laughs and opens a silver case containing strips of rhubarb and takes one out and chews it. He offers it to his friends*.

An' yer nu oi canny go fishin', not wi' me delicate constitushun Vorly.

*His head falls back and he falls asleep again*.
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:36 pm 
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Me name's yadrik! yer are 'engis. why chucker yer keep on callin me 'engis? you're an eejit so yer are that wus not rabbit stew yer eejit it wus me auld socks. they 'ad big 'oles in em so they did so oi cooked em fer us tay. idiots oi tell ye. oi'm livin' wi' idiots!

Yer wanna wrestlin' match?
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:45 pm 
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*Wakes up and opens one eye and studies the face of Yadrik*.

'Tis cos we luk de seem, oi git yisser name muddled. Auld socks?! They tasted av auld socks so they did. So, why yer changed yisser name? Oi git muddled sometimes. 'Tis de rhubarb wine. Well 'Engis, if that's not yisser name, I'll not call yer dat naw more. But oi'm a vegetarian. Oi never ayte rabbit anyway, so oi don't nu why oi did. Oi canny wrestle anyone wi' me scotch peg in plaster!
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:54 pm 
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Nigh wha did dat eejit vorly git ter! oi want a wrestlin' match. 'oy did yer git yer scotch peg in plaster? naw.....don't tell me! twas de auld rhubarb wine. yer never cud 'owl yer draink cud yer? do yer loike me piece av ribbon den or waaat? why chucker yer keep ignorin' me? are yer jealous cos oi foun' dis bit av treasure? now 'engis, listen pure carefully cos oi 'ill say dis only once......us mythical creatures, we likes bits av auld ribbon don't we?!
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VorlyFrothiton
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:55 pm 
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Oi 'ill 'av sum rhubarb wine wi' dat cod yer jist caught yum yummy.
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:58 pm 
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Naw vorly, engis won't let us ayte it cos 'tis got 'is name on it so yer man says. 'e's a gas auld bloke dat engis. wha chucker yer reckon yer man got al' dem riches from?
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VorlyFrothiton
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:00 pm 
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Cheeky & selfish engis - whaen are we gonna set sail den? an' who is playing Gnomio an' who will be juliet?
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YadrikGriddle
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:04 pm 
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Waaat are yer goin on aboyt vorly? we've already been, 'av yer forgot? wha chucker yer tink oi caught dat cod from? in de bat or waaat yer eejit!
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VorlyFrothiton
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:lol:

Eejit is roi let's go 'av a pipe in de garden den watchin' de pond gimp.
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HengisRudd
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:08 pm 
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That's not a cod 'tis me boot yer eejit yer are! See der yer eejit.. Vorly is sat beside yer, yer short sighted auld eejit.

De ribbon is a bit girly, but if yer want ter luk loike a fairy that's up ter yer 'Engis. Oi don't nu 'oy oi did me scotch peg, oi woke up an' it were banjacked. could've been worse, mind poor Trumpleskin, der man went ter scratcher wan noight, an' woke up withoyt a noggin. 'Is wife's still waitin' for it ter grow back into 'is pointy blue 'at. Not sure it 'ill mind.

Gnomio and Juliet? Pond gimp?! Waaat yer take me for? Sum nancy gnum?! Well oi canny sit 'ere al' day, ah've got me exercises ter chucker!

*He falls asleep*.
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