The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

You just can't beat a bit of Brie
Or some melted Camembert.
A wedge of cheddar hits the spot
Unless it comes with added hair.
'Coz hairy cheese is nasty
It gets stuck in your throat.
So please make every effort
Not to rub it on a goat!

A slice of stilton is the biz.
Roquefort is delightful
Edam, Gouda heavenly
But sweaty cheese is frightful!
So please don't keep it in your pants
Or in a plastic bag
'Coz when you come to open it
It's gonna make you gag!

So that's my poem about cheese
I'm sorry it's so crappy!
I just wanted to change the theme
From issues so unhappy.
So don't please don't take it seriously
Or think I'm soft in't head
I'm knackered and I wrote this
Just before I went to bed.

Mozzarella, Mozzarella,
Wetter than a used umbrella.
Slice it up with fresh tomarter;
That's two thirds of a famous starter.

Ha! That is funny, you are a cheese eating Lego Jedi man. Bizarre but gave me a laugh! Thanks!

My pleasure, Debra

Haloumi or Feta,
Which one is better?
One is more Greek,
The other has 'squeak'.
Deciding's hard work
Just don't ask a Turk.

Gouda day, m'edam et mozarellas.
Listen caerphilly, I will say this only once.

"This only once."

Now, let me see. Wensleydale arriving? Mr Dale get's here about midday. In the meantime, camembert with me for a little while as we explore the history of cheese.

Cheese has been made for cheddar-ations. It is stilton here in the same way it was centuries ago, and, hopefully, for centuries to come. Where there's a will, there's a whey, as they say.

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Oh my sides are splitting and my mouth is dribbling! I'm sure in fact that my derrière has expanded just thinking about the cheesy treats mentioned here.

Phil Smith was addicted to cheddar
He reckoned it made him feel better
His arteries furred
and his vision was blurred
and his face got decidedly redder

He moved on to Edam and Gouda
But he thought that they tasted of powder
He chucked it all in
took withdrawal on the chin
Now he's cheese free and never been prouder.

Boom boom!

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