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| Author: | Tanza [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | FAIRLY OLD |
FAIRLY OLD I go to the fair I want to go on everything But I'm too old for all that I might fall off Every year I say no I can't, I wont But I can't resist I never could I get in a bumper car I can't drive But I can drive this I hit everyone The big wheel I lean to and fro It rocks and scares me I do it anyway Get me on that ghost train I'm on a roll now Tena lady at the ready Do your worst dracula The dive-bomber calls me Plays havoc with my guts Not where I left them When I get off The accelerator Too fast, too high It's hard to scream With your boobs in your mouth Oh yes the cage Just one more go As my eyeballs Are spun into my throat At last, waltzer time Up and down, round and round I'll punch that boy and his friend If they spin us again Nobody talk to me If you want to live No more fairs for me That's it now forever Boobs falling out Guts upside-down Tongue up my nose I want to go home |
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| Author: | Meadow [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: FAIRLY OLD |
That is SO funny Tanza, rings true, reminds me of me on a different sort of merry-go-round!- Oh and I need more than a tena lady |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: FAIRLY OLD |
love it! |
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| Author: | Tanza [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: FAIRLY OLD |
It's actually true. I always try again! They bring out more and more body-mangling rides and I can't resist! It's the teacups for me next time...ONLY them. |
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