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Author:  Tanza [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  FAIRLY OLD


FAIRLY OLD

I go to the fair
I want to go on everything
But I'm too old for all that
I might fall off

Every year I say no
I can't, I wont
But I can't resist
I never could

I get in a bumper car
I can't drive
But I can drive this
I hit everyone

The big wheel
I lean to and fro
It rocks and scares me
I do it anyway

Get me on that ghost train
I'm on a roll now
Tena lady at the ready
Do your worst dracula

The dive-bomber calls me
Plays havoc with my guts
Not where I left them
When I get off

The accelerator
Too fast, too high
It's hard to scream
With your boobs in your mouth

Oh yes the cage
Just one more go
As my eyeballs
Are spun into my throat

At last, waltzer time
Up and down, round and round
I'll punch that boy and his friend
If they spin us again

Nobody talk to me
If you want to live
No more fairs for me
That's it now forever

Boobs falling out
Guts upside-down
Tongue up my nose
I want to go home


Author:  Meadow [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FAIRLY OLD

That is SO funny Tanza, rings true, reminds me of me on a different sort of merry-go-round!- Oh and I need more than a tena lady :lol:

Author:  SMacca [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FAIRLY OLD

love it! :D

Author:  Tanza [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: FAIRLY OLD

It's actually true. I always try again! They bring out more and more body-mangling rides and I can't resist! It's the teacups for me next time...ONLY them.

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