The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

You're invited!
To my housewarming party
There'll be wine to be tasted
It'll be oozing with bubbly
I want none of it wasted
Also, hoping that Luciano
Will be a tour guide
To show off my grand piano
It will be informal, by the riverside
So if you like biodiversity
You can view my garden
If there's gossip & adversity
You can double-check the authenticity
Whilst removing the blackfly!
The buffet I already know, is delish
But I suspect you to be a tastier dish
All I ask, is that you please remove
On entering my home, all of your shoes
So that I can watch and self-amuse
Once you retrieve them again, it will confuse!
There will be the usual entertainment
Open air concert-like fashion
& unlike David Brent
I suspect there will be passion!
So please enjoy the band
& the indoor fireworks
I have everything in hand
Come dine with me & bring your challice
Oh & the address,
No. 1 Hampton Court Palace

I'll be there
I'll bring me guitar
sing a few songs
While Shemp goes to the baaa
Can't amuse by removing shoes
I don't wear 'em as a rule
I'll be on me best behaviour
Promise I won't act the fooooool

I'd come but I've got a broken leg
I'll stay home and sit on my eggs
Hope Mr Dink will remember to bring
home a nice doggie bag tied up with string

I'll follow Dink
That's what i tend to do
Thanks for the invite
It's kind of you

Will you be putting on a baaaa?
and lots of lovely grub?
S Macca, you're a little staaaaar
Better than going to the pub!

Thanks to all my matey!
I really cannot waity,
Wagger will be there too
To be on guard like at a zoo
We'll miss you, Madame Orsler
But we'll all have a guzzler
for you, our golden egg!
Of course, there'll be a baaaar
& no-one will need to beg!
So please enjoy your keg!