Ugly people always make it to the top
Brown doesn't go with black, me old Pop
What's that smell?
You've really come out of your shell!
Are you happily married?
You are looking rather harried
I am working here to learn from the big boys
Put them back in the pram, you know, your toys
Is that blood on your lips or just stained red wine?
Stay away from the PA, she's mine
Don't work late or you will miss the weigh-in
I think I'll pop out at lunchtime for a gin
Small people always have something to prove
Oh, I like your taste in clothes you're really in the groove
Why do tall people always wear high heels?
Small feet, small wheels
I know this really strong deodrant you can use
I love gossipy people, they amuse
I don't mean to blow my own pipe
But mine's better, yours is tripe
I'm not responsible for anything
Bye bye, I'm off to have a fling
I watched a great programme last night
How to screw over your boss, alright
Guess what happened at the Christmas party
Oh it was you...you little hearty
I'm only in it for the money
What a lovely photo of your sonny
Oh it's your husband!
Today, I'm feeling bludgeoned
I'm only working 9-5 - that's it
Oh you are not pregnant, sh!t!
I like working the 80-20 rule
20% work with 80% fool.
Now you've set me some tasks
Let's open some casks
You have a bit of orange dirt on your arm
Oh it's a fake run!
I need to manage upwards
Then I shall go skywards!
enjoy your weekend!