That's what I love about Grimney poets. One makes you smile with amusement, another makes you cry. Good read SMacca!
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| Author: | SMacca [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confessions!) |
The Virtual Coffee Bar A cup full of sins, I mean "beans m'lady?" Muttering under my breath This one has had many affairs "Lovely" she replied noxious with wealth What goes on behind closed doors Nobody knows But this one airs her filthy clothes In Café Joes! Thanks for the tip, Not! "B'bye" Yes, Off you Tot! A cheat, (oops) "A treat today, man friend?" There aren't enough men to go around That's his excuse, The one of Gend! Are you God's gift? Well, put away your bell end And please give it a rest! "Thanks for the tip" But no thanks pest! Crystal ball? "regular or tall?" This one's a witch Trying to fortune tell Who is she trying to teach? She should go back Where no-one can reach Let's hope she doesn't put a spell As she hands out her claws Too late, I'm already Jel! Here comes the WAG, "Wet today!?" "Yes" she said having a drag Then comes the brag "Guess where he took me last night?" She exclaimed reading her mag "To meet a football fan?" "No, don't be stupid!" "For a naked tan!" "Oh, he's such a cupid!" OMG! "A Cup of tea?" This one is a hunk "How did you enjoy Jubilee?" Trying not to eye up his trunk "Jolly good fun!" "Here's your earl grey" As I put in my tongue Let me be your lady grey! Another one on your rung! Now, please show me the way! |
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| Author: | DebraCobra [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
That's what I love about Grimney poets. One makes you smile with amusement, another makes you cry. Good read SMacca!
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| Author: | SMacca [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
Thanks very much Debra, I was hoping for more confessions though! - there must be an endless list overheard in a coffee shop afterall? x |
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| Author: | Gwenllian [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
I think I'll have a latte but make it skinny please oh and a chocolate muffin and a bagel with cream cheese are you sure that latte's skinny I have to watch my waist, the muffin and the bagel? oh I'll have the meerest taste |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
hee hee - thanks x more please! 
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| Author: | Fox [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
Medium cap with an extra shot, eat in Police tape? Just in the pics Choc on the cap? No here's a twist Murder-suicide with PCSOs that's top brass One poor sucker down scotland yard Cause they want a word Who's in charge? the cap, that's what I heard... |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
Thanks Fox!
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| Author: | Gwenllian [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
I'll just have my regular, regular please been a terrible start I lost my keys I'm late for the morning briefing now and the head of Admin is such a cow! Oh could I have an extra shot and a little more milk, so it's not too hot? you know it'll be my neck on the line if the monthly figures aren't in on time do you think I could have another cup? too damn right I'm sucking up! |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Confessions of a coffee shop (please add more confession |
blimey, you are up early or is it late night?! - good one G! enjoy your cuppa! x Please can I have a Cappuccino I want to watch a vid with Al Pacino Oh, so you like to watch a thriller? Then, perhaps I'll put your coffee in the chiller To make it like a frappaccino Then you can take it home Which one will you loan? The Godfather? I haven't seen that one yet. No, the woman of scent It's raunchy, I bet Great, so that's the one I'll rent |
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