Money shmoney is a glorious thing
Makes one woman weep and another, sing
Gold, silver and bronze too
What can I do with it, when I'm feeling blue?
Money shmoney is a rich thing
Makes one man sail and another, wail
Platinum, paper & monopoly too
What would I do with it, if I were you?
Money shmoney is an evil thing
Makes one child smile and another, die
Shares, investments & bonds too
What shall I do with them, when I'm due?
Money shmoney is a charitable thing
Makes one pauper rich & another in shock
House, box of moving tin & business too
What should I do?
Need to see the DOC!
